Miscellaneous: Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked...

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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Humblebrag High

By danny - 23/05/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I've had a huge glow up since then, and I noticed plenty of women who never spoke to me at the time trying to hit it off with me. It seems the partners of some of those women got jealous and started pressing me. Now I'm getting bullied for being hot? FML

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Judgmental much?

By Steven - 03/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Llanelli

Today, at a supermarket, I ran into a girl I knew in high school. She had two kids with her and they were buying school supplies. My cart was full of beer and snacks. After a chat, she left, not before saying, "I hope things get better for you." I have a job and a girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 256

By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Love is hell

By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

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Run for the hills!

By kringr - 06/06/2011 00:52 - United States

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

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By PizzaBoySwag - 04/06/2011 09:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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You deserved it 125 853

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 719

By ugly - 03/09/2012 08:17 - United States

Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML

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What a coinkydink

By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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You deserved it 71

Ami8919 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:47

YDI. I dont even need to say anything more than that.

VioletStrange 0

Monday 18 May 2009 1:48

YDIIIIIIII. man, didn't bill gates say something like this once - 'don't pick on nerds, you'll probably end up working for one'?

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Rivlas 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:02

I'm guessing the "nerd" lied about it to make his former classmates jealous. Honestly he's as much of a douche if he did in fact leave one woman so he could be with another. I'm guessing the girl he brought with him was either a friend or paid to come with him. That being said I was picked on in school too and I don't condone it, just people lie to make themselves look better, especially at reunions.

Luna_LoveIsGood 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:02

Haha NERD POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

annika_fml 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:03

I hope your trashy, non-supermodel girlfriend reads this and throws all your crap out the window.

Logica42 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:09

It's times like this I feel happy inside, because I know that at least SOME of the world's assholes get what's coming to them... -happy sigh- But, in all likelihood, you're BOTH assholes, and one of you is likely rich and married to gorgeous women. But he might not be... so, meh. I'd like to just believe... -sighs-

zandar 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:12

what is wrong with you people? What did the girlfriend do to raise your ire? If supermodel status trumps a person's personality, you have problems no amount of supermodels can fix. Asswipe.

Nylus 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:17

look on the bright side jack-hole, that nerd hasnt decided to hack ya yet, people leave so much unsecured on their computers -Its A Nerds World-

aJ09 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:20

so atleast you have a girlfriend you ungrateful ****

I_am_stupid_also 6

Monday 18 May 2009 5:24

#192 - yes, because I'm sure the Swedish supermodel grew up wanting to be happily married ever after to a nerd and only because the nerd spotted the hotter-looking, trendier Brazilian supermodel did he dump the first one. #196 - Yes because everyone knows 7-11 clerk girlfriends have so much more personality than supermodels.

Ellaaaa 0

Monday 18 May 2009 5:25

Um YDEFINITELYDI...esp. since now your dissing your gf...she doesn't deserve to be w/someone that judges her based on her job. She probably works very hard, and she's probs not happy about it either.