Love and Marriage: Love is hell

Love is hell

By singlepringle - 07/04/2021 01:57 - United States

Today, I was having a chuckle at the girl who used to torment me since she’s on her fourth marriage. Then I realized she’s gotten four handsome, rich men to marry her, while I’m still hopelessly single and haven’t had a boyfriend since high school. FML

I agree, your life sucks 930

You deserved it 358

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Warm up guy

By Anonymous - 17/06/2020 08:08

Today, it seems that my four previous girlfriends all left me because they found better, more attractive, more wealthy, more interesting men. My entire love life feels like I’m the warm up act for the main event of other dudes getting laid. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 558

You deserved it 252

By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 109

You deserved it 718

By Anonymous - 03/10/2015 20:45 - United States - Fair Haven

Today, we had a school reunion. The guy who bullied me throughout my high school career is now rich and married. I'm broke and single, and he specifically came up to me to point it out. FML

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You deserved it 2 234

You never know what you got until it's gone

By JustAFool - 31/10/2023 05:56

Today, I got my heart torn into a million pieces by a girl once again. Four times in a row. I went to hit up the girl I stupidly friendzoned many times. She's lost weight, is married, and is pregnant with their first child. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61

You deserved it 1 348

It's a marathon, not a sprint

By Anonymous - 27/05/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that the last girl from my graduating high school class is engaged to her boyfriend. I'm now the only guy from high school who's still single and I'm not even 30 yet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 198

You deserved it 286

Close knit community

By yep-single - 18/11/2022 10:00 - Canada

Today, I'm single, as all the girls I’ve ever liked are either taken or hate my guts, and even if you don’t tell her, another girl would feel it, as if she’s a fifth choice at best, and might not like that. FML

I agree, your life sucks 244

You deserved it 843

No uggos

By Anonymous - 01/12/2022 15:00 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I walked into work and overheard three of my female coworkers talking and laughing about how ugly my face is, and how they’re sorry for whoever has to marry me. They went on to name the coworkers they actually would sleep with. I’m 25 and I've still never had a girlfriend. Thanks for the self-esteem boost. FML

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You deserved it 109

By karmasabitch - 17/05/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

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You deserved it 312 871

Misplaced fury

By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 15:00

Today, I was visited by a high school friend who lives in another state. She was furious because I got married a few months ago, and she kinda had feelings for me. I had to ask her to leave. Here's the funny thing: she's been married for 4 years and they have a son, and she didn't even invite me to her wedding back then. FML

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You deserved it 41

All the Pringle ladies

By looks over personality I guess - 05/02/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, my mean, nasty, arrogant, bully of a sister is getting married for the second time. Meanwhile, I’ve always been kind, caring, considerate… and single as a damn Pringle. FML

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You deserved it 218

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 7 April 2021 13:27

Happiness is never found in comparisons

cuz803 44

Wednesday 7 April 2021 15:07

Don't compare yourself to her or anyone. To top it all off, she sounds like a gold digger who's in it for the money rather than the spouse. That's not real love. She could be also insecure and have personal issues no one knows about so it ain't all that great. You're fine the way you are, OP. You'll find genuine love soon.

Comments

Jonkbaby 22

Wednesday 7 April 2021 13:27

Happiness is never found in comparisons

Plop 17

Wednesday 7 April 2021 14:38

But can it be found in metaphors?

cuz803 44

Wednesday 7 April 2021 15:07

adolph 5

Thursday 8 April 2021 6:17

good

DogStew 20

Thursday 8 April 2021 12:40

4 failed marriages though!!! At that point, she’s definitely the problem. She should get a tattoo that says, “Warning: dating me will end with divorce”.