By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML
I agree, your life sucks 66 863
You deserved it 9 637

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Green_fml 0

I love Big Macs. If you don't want it, FedEx it up to me.


eat it!!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't get shit for my b-day....

quent10 0

o whose a big boy?? that's right YOU are no more happy meals for you huh?

atleast you didn't get a gym membership(;

jrkarikas 0

... happy birthday to you!

live_love_laugh3 0

haha for a second there I thought she/he was talkin bout a Mac lol 

I agree your lucky because in Africa kids get AIDS for their birthday.


That sounds good right now..

dontyawishyaknew 12

Well if you really love food that's a perfect present! It's better than some peoples I bet..

Cad777 0

this isnt an fml. gosh some of the fml's the put on this site are stupid and pointless

Happy birthday! Its my birthday too :D it sucz tho coz i hav finals nd cant do anything for my 16th x u have a big mac =)

Your life is ****** because you eat mcdonalds. thats gross, havent had it for almost 8 years..

Basie are ****** serious mcsonalds is the shit. it is the perfect food. even your queer friends on naruto and that other shit eat it!

when I said Basie ****** auto correct ****** it up I meant vasir.

man, parents couldn't even cough up the cash for a whopper?...and hey at least it wasn't like a quarter pounder...aren't those on the dollar menu? least they paid full price