By KnuckleSandwich - 20/07/2009 19:10 - United States 7 1 4 36 Today, I received a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilarious to try and fit her fist in her mouth. She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 605 You deserved it 3 742 Tweet Share
By takinabreak - 10/07/2009 17:03 - United States 2 3 10 77 Today, I was taking a shower and I saw a new body wash that said "radiance ribbons." That sounded a little effeminate, but it smelled manly enough and the only alternative was normal soap, so I used it. Just now, I stepped out into the sun and found out what "radiance ribbons" means. I sparkle. FML I agree, your life sucks 65 811 You deserved it 33 497 Tweet Share