FML : Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she...

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Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By GrandmasWhore - / Saturday 4 April 2009 05:59 / United States

Intimacy

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By SomethingWitty | 0

#81724 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:55

"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

By LyuboLove | 0

#81727 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:56

i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you...

you definitely 100% deserved that one

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By wowfmlife | 0

#81703 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:51

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Marysenjo | 0

#81713 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:53

awkward. very very awkward. umm.. at least you got to have sex? :/ haha

greatsarcazm | 0

#1037868 - Monday 21 June 2010 7:22

fake and gay. she gave u a speach on abstinence while u were getting slammed? WTFx?

greekgal44 | 14

#2525243 - Tuesday 17 May 2011 23:44

^^ thats what i was thinking...

By amy_shmamy | 0

#81715 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:53

then what happened?

airforce987 | 20

#836590 - Tuesday 9 February 2010 3:13

are you implying something naughty?

upintheorange | 5

#992181 - Friday 14 May 2010 0:40

menage a trois

By chimmy | 0

#81721 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:55

wow. that's embarrassing. whatever happened to locking the door though?

By King_of_Kings | 3

#81723 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:55

doggie style is fun. i can't blame you.

By SomethingWitty | 0

#81724 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:55

"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

MysteryJoker | 5

#706666 - Sunday 6 December 2009 3:41

"then grandma died of a heart attack"

tigerlily33212 | 0

#2130403 - Sunday 27 February 2011 21:50

I agree with 153 :P

maevemcgrath | 0

#2228114 - Wednesday 23 March 2011 6:35

LOL

By LyuboLove | 0

#81727 - Saturday 4 April 2009 15:56

i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you...

you definitely 100% deserved that one