By GrandmasWhore - 04/04/2009 05:59 - United States

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Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
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"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you... you definitely 100% deserved that one

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awkward. very very awkward. umm.. at least you got to have sex? :/ haha

fake and gay. she gave u a speach on abstinence while u were getting slammed? WTFx?

^^ thats what i was thinking...

then what happened?

are you implying something naughty?

wow. that's embarrassing. whatever happened to locking the door though?

doggie style is fun. i can't blame you.

"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

"then grandma died of a heart attack"

I agree with 153 :P

i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you... you definitely 100% deserved that one

Good for you. Grandma needs to get with the times.

Whats with people and not locking their doors? Or do it like the old days and drive somewhere

I agree but don't have a lock on my door so I'm screwed

Agree with Number 7!!! And luck ass bf... -_-" hahaha