By GrandmasWhore - 04/04/2009 05:59 - United States

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Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
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SomethingWitty 0

"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

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LyuboLove 0
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i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you... you definitely 100% deserved that one

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wowfmlife 0

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Marysenjo 0
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awkward. very very awkward. umm.. at least you got to have sex? :/ haha

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greatsarcazm 0
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fake and gay. she gave u a speach on abstinence while u were getting slammed? WTFx?

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greekgal44 14
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^^ thats what i was thinking...

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amy_shmamy 0
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then what happened?

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airforce987 20
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are you implying something naughty?

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chimmy 0

wow. that's embarrassing. whatever happened to locking the door though?

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King_of_Kings 3

doggie style is fun. i can't blame you.

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SomethingWitty 0

"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

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MysteryJoker 5
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"then grandma died of a heart attack"

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tigerlily33212 0
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I agree with 153 :P

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LyuboLove 0
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i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you... you definitely 100% deserved that one

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Scheisse11 0
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Good for you. Grandma needs to get with the times.

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llSgtScopell 0

Whats with people and not locking their doors? Or do it like the old days and drive somewhere

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sukatlife 0
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I agree but don't have a lock on my door so I'm screwed

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sureway99 0
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Agree with Number 7!!! And luck ass bf... -_-" hahaha

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