By GrandmasWhore - 04/04/2009 05:59 - United States

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Today, my grandma gave me the 'abstinence' speech. I had thought she already left to go back to FL but then came into my room to tell me how proud she was of me to keep my virginity. I was doing it doggie-style with my boyfriend. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 233
You deserved it 90 456

Same thing different taste

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SomethingWitty 0

"...then Grandma asked to join. FML"

i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you... you definitely 100% deserved that one

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wowfmlife 0

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awkward. very very awkward. umm.. at least you got to have sex? :/ haha

fake and gay. she gave u a speach on abstinence while u were getting slammed? WTFx?

chimmy 0

wow. that's embarrassing. whatever happened to locking the door though?

King_of_Kings 3

doggie style is fun. i can't blame you.

i still wonder why people don't take more precautions when there's a possibility of someone being around who could potentially walk in on you... you definitely 100% deserved that one

Good for you. Grandma needs to get with the times.

llSgtScopell 0

Whats with people and not locking their doors? Or do it like the old days and drive somewhere

I agree but don't have a lock on my door so I'm screwed

Agree with Number 7!!! And luck ass bf... -_-" hahaha