By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States

Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML
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Kiwiscanfly 19
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. . . So did you get the job?

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MGITSWFTC 17
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Please tell me you just spent a long time in the bathroom after excusing yourself from the interview, and that you didn't actually shit all over the interviewer's chair. That would just be terrible.

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Kiwiscanfly 19
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. . . So did you get the job?

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strapper88 6
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You know what they say, any publicity is good publicity right? Way to make a lasting impression OP ;)

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landon_loe11 16
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Seems you made a lasting impression on your underwear as well.

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carina_47 16

shit just got real

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Darren22 12

ohh sh*t

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MGITSWFTC 17
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Please tell me you just spent a long time in the bathroom after excusing yourself from the interview, and that you didn't actually shit all over the interviewer's chair. That would just be terrible.

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Pleonasm 35
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To make that kind of impression on him you'd have to have been talking out your ass. No worries though, no one has ever done that in an interview.

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Zynris 10
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I dream of a day when people will stop using this line.

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roflstomp716 19

well I guess that's when the shit hit the fan... or in your case, your pants ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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WellThatSucked89 13
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I liked this comment namely for the little dude. :)

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Conn3ct 9
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There'll be other interviews. Don't worry to much about it.

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allie2590 31
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Maybe when people stop submitting fmls about poop, which will never happen.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30
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Line... log... poop... SHITTY SITUATION!! How minds-who-have-read-such-comments-yet-fail-to-realize-they're-cliché work.

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RoboCunnilingus 23
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#3 this joke is watered down by now.

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