Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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HatefulPilot 0
Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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Comments (162)
disney_blonde 16
You just now figured it out after having the name your whole life?
perdix 31
You must have been home-schooled. With a last name like Hole, you'd be getting teased in kindergarten. My last name rhymes with an obscure word and the little bastards figured out by 2nd or 3rd grade. Even before they learned anything about the anatomical and sexual connotations of Hole, they would have saying, "Hole in your head," "Hole-y shit!" and "He's got the Hole world in his hands." It's too easy.
ohSNAPyall 27
Holey Guacamole! And hopefully you're not a little chubby, or the kids might call you Holey Cow.
asherah14 7
How is this a FML?
Inspired22 11
Wow. Your parents didn't think that one through.
nu1alex 0
Or did they?
hateevryone 15
your name is literally a-hole
KiddNYC1O 22
LOL. That was awesome. ^
SammyS2012 21
Could be worse. My brother's initials are literally A.S.S. Our parents didnt think of that when they were naming him. It sucks because he's in college and has to use his initials A LOT. They seriously thought he was messing around
ArielTheMermaid 17
My last name is Hale so I don't have that problem :)
hellokimmiee 5
you must be 10
thericcanator 4
I think your parents did that on purpose
wo37 4
Well, at least its relatively not as bad as "S. Hole" or "R. Sole" !
farhil 14
How?