Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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HatefulPilot 0
Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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Comments (162)
o0malicecat0o 4
Cruel parents!
2O12 6
.. And you just realised?
linkinpark98 24
Could be worse. Your name could have been Richard Head........ I once knew a young man whose father had that name.
lionandthelamb61 9
Dad: Honey, Alex said his first word! Come quick! Now, Alex, tell mommy what you said..... Kid: A-hole, ashhhh-hollllle... Parents: '_'
lionandthelamb61 9
Mom: Dammit, I told you we should have named him Brad.
autumnleighf 0
So much fail
2fknreaL 0
Your parents are bastards.
itaimumwiro 8
Hello mr A.hole
dmann56 0
I have a friend with the name B. Hornney
MexaDoreano 1
There's someone with the last name Dikshit and someone with ******** as a name.........but the names aren't pronounced the way you expected them to be.....
TheJester12 15
dad: " what do you mean the kids will make fun of him?". Mom: "we are not naming our son asshole. I refuse". Dad: " fine, then we are going with my second option, fuckface, or how about somthing with NO VOWLES?!? That'd be rad as all ... Mom : " ok, his name will be andrew hole.... God I hate you....". And THAT is how it happened.
tobin22 9
Who puts a picture of their abs on fml
thericcanator 4
I'm glad he did, Steamy
DocBastard 40
You found out the hard way? What's the hard way, the prison warden calling roll call?
Blueglasscup 18
Yeah I know how you feel OP. My initials are ew.