Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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rhysfucker
| 24
Ahhh...memories...
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Vidrill
| 22
And your mother actually agreed to that? That is one progressive wife right there!
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rhysfucker
| 24
Ahhh...memories...
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jameen
| 11
How did that come up in conversation?
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golden_warrior
| 23
I think OP found the restraining order, which the father keeps as memorabilia.
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amDes
| 11
I assume OP is his favourite child ....
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Vidrill
| 22
And your mother actually agreed to that? That is one progressive wife right there!
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Welshite
| 39
Something tells me that the wife was most likely unaware of the significance of the name.
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journeytotheend
| 16
Or she stalked the same women
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forlifebro
| 15
Aww I can se ops parents then, young and stalking together
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Ypetrol
| 11
Well that's something special isn't it? Hahahaha
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Wizardo
| 33
Your dad needs to get over the past cos that's just beyond creepy.
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Headcrab
| 29
I read an FML once where the OP was named after the dad's childhood dog. Consider yourself (somewhat)lucky.
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ThePieGuy0817
| 29
...Indiana Jones?
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rhysfucker
| 24
If he buys you the same brand of perfume she used to wear you might want to flee...
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olpally
| 32
Someone's a bit obsessed... Wow. Your dad needs therapy or you need to go to a court house and legally change your name, that's too freaky.
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perdix
| 29
Wait until he sees her at the high-school reunion and shows her a picture of you. That'll be awkward!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Don't ever go with your dad to the highschool reunion.
EDIT: Damn it, Perdix
EDIT: Damn it, Perdix
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perdix
| 29
#12, sorry, dude. My other alternative was to mention that I actually named my daughter to honor my beloved late grandpa, but it coincidentally happens to be the name of a girl I had a crush on in college (I liked her, but she wasn't stalk-worthy.) I would LOVE to bump into her at a college reunion and try to play it off like I named my kid for her. Her reaction would be priceless, or at least $11.83.
I should have consulted you first. I apologize.
I should have consulted you first. I apologize.
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perdix
| 29
#34, I used the feminine form of his name.
I made that number up out of thin air. That reminds me of that chiche where someone says, "If this can help just one person, it will have been worth it." I'd like to see someone say, "If this helps 8 or more people, it will have been worth it, but if it helps 7 or fewer, then this was just a fucking waste of time!"
I made that number up out of thin air. That reminds me of that chiche where someone says, "If this can help just one person, it will have been worth it." I'd like to see someone say, "If this helps 8 or more people, it will have been worth it, but if it helps 7 or fewer, then this was just a fucking waste of time!"
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Jemm_fml
| 29
Something tells me he's not quite done obsessing over her yet...