Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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imustbeinsane 2
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HatefulPilot 0
Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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Comments (162)
kaykay6980 0
You have lasted this long in life without realizing that? Hahaha in sorry :)
syraxthered 5
At least it's not Avery Hole.....or is it?
nvo 6
Your parents clearly didn't think it through when picking a name. If you ever get married, you could take on another last name (works both ways)
lilychan318 0
I had a teacher last name Dick n first name Harry .....
nikefan201 0
callin BS on this 1
hyden121 2
You just now discovered this? You are actually lucky if this is the case.
thejedi08 10
i bet your a real a hole in person!
neonberries 15
Did your dad name you when you were born?
elenarox 1
hahaha. not as bad as my friends name Barry McCockiner. yeh…
cjsavage84 2
YTDI - not for having that name but for only just realising what it can mean with that combination... Moron...