Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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imustbeinsane 2
Anonymous Hole
HatefulPilot 0
Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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amsalwajih 0
If u ever enlisted in the army, u wud be addressed as Private Hole :P
causticgirl 6
Embrace A-Hole and run with!!
floopyflooper 2
A friend of mine has the initial of her name as B and the last is J. Lol. BJ!
babygirllove 0
Can you say made up name?
MrsAlexander83 10
I don't think your parents liked you very much bc I believe the term "A Hole" has been around longer than you. LOL. FYL indeed!
stephanieeDawnx 0
I know a girl with the initials S.H.I.T.. Sydney Heather Isabella Thacker. Imagine the torment at school.. O.O
KiddNYC1O 22
Want Ben Dover instead?
hurrican_fml 0
nice XD
cajekraze 7
Could be worse. I went to school with a Mike Hunt. Say it out loud and ask yourself who is worse off
KiddNYC1O 22
Mike Hunt. MIKE HUNT. MIKUNT. MY ****!
causticgirl 6
No woman named Alicia will ever marry you