Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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imustbeinsane 2
Anonymous Hole
HatefulPilot 0
Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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Comments (162)
asherm 15
I think your parents did that on purpose
BellaMarta 19
I second that.
ulitak 0
hehe i knew a guy mike cox!
KelseyMoriarity 0
Wow your parents obviously either hated u or wanted your life to be miserable. Either way that sucks lol
bizarre_ftw 22
Your parents are trying to tell you something
SupaDupaMouse 2
There's a hole in the floor
sayashlynn 0
Mine is Ash Hull. And my swim jacket says "A.Hull" I feel your pain.
craZ3 0
lookin fo mr. A, hole?
A_hole2012 1
Glad to know our parents had the same sense of humor. Welcome to the club lol
arysmomee 2
that's not really an Fml. who cares...a-hole haha
islander03 5
I had two teachers last names being Hancock and Ho but it would be even harder for you to take if you actually were an a hole