Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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imustbeinsane 2
Anonymous Hole
HatefulPilot 0
Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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rauldaman 0
You should consider changing your name. Many job applications, doctor schedules and such require just the first letter of your name and your last name. You do not want to be apointed to as Mr/Mrs. Hole or Mr/Mrs. Ahole.
ohSNAPyall 27
Wait til you get to college / start a career. Wait til you get assigned an email address based on the template of first initial, last name. Maybe you could be "andyh" instead.
urbandragon 4
I had a english teacher named ms. dick, her class was right next to my math teacher ms. busch (pronounced bush)
zephyrum 0
(A)boriginal Hole?
c0c0_fml 16
There's a guy whose last name is "Lagacé Dostie". It sounds so much like "l'ostie d'agace", which is a big insult in french. It means something like "f***ing tease"!!! Poor guy.....
c0c0_fml 16
My dad also had a patient named "Guirlande De Noël" which means something like "Christmas wreath". "De Noël" sounds like a usual last name though, but her first name is so weird lol! The girl was from Haiti and sometimes they give funny names over there. I also remember two kids in elementary school named "Pacifique" - "Pacific" and "Dieudonné" - "God given"... They were Haitian as well. So funny but at least it doesn't mean anything bad!
jilljill0125 2
it could be P. Enis
bubo_fml 11
What's in a name? Well...In your case...Possibly; A. Finger? A. Thumb? A. Tounge? A. Dill? M.Y. Dick?
mellomarshmellow 0
Hey my step dads is P. Nuss. Now say that outloud
luckymagruder 4
I say too: How is it you just now learned of this?