Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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HatefulPilot 0
Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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zylandria 0
Could be worse. Your initials could be A.S.S. But indeed, FYL.
Missyxox 0
Not as bad as the European skier who has the name A. Wank...
Ugi 27
Your parents must be utter bastards but I don't understand how you can have made it to adulthood without noticing this! In the playground at our school you would not have lasted 10 minutes with that name before its hilarity was impressed upon you in a rather dogmatic fashion! Maybe schools are more civilised these days - but I doubt it.
Takainthemachine 0
Well, that's not too bad. My boss had a patient whose last name was *****. Everytime I called to confirm an appointment, it was hard leaving a message without bursting into laughter.
Sniper3000 0
You're in a whole lotta trouble
redhedsaysrawr 18
I saw a sign in a parking lot for Dr. Ashpole....
koreyketchum 1
Your parents are my heroes
rubyliu8420 7
How old r u? There's no way someone just realized that totally obvious joke.
sarawrs 13
I knew a girl in high school and her last name was Hoore, pronounced "*****"
Pumpykin 3
I won't give details but mine sounds like Anal . You're lucky .