Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
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Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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Comments (162)
thesuperepic 6
lol, what if your name was Ash... xD
wryguy2765 8
Better than Richard (dick) head
magnetic_aura 26
How are you only just finding this out? :P PS A (former) friend of mine's last name is Holder, Her father's name is Richard. He goes by Dick. He chooses to go by "Dick Holder."
mschmuty_fml 19
it would suck to give out your email if it's [email protected]. your customers may think your calling them a ahole.