Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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Airman1988 9
It could be worse my sister dated a guy whose last name was "Stanky", also I had a teacher with the last name "****"
mismonroe 0
We had a chick in my company with the last name Hooker. I was jealous.
Airman1988 9
yea I know a whole family with the last name Hooker lol
Nebulas_n_Novas 7
Same here...When I got to my first base one of our K-9 guys had the last name of Hooker
Feklfekl2222 32
I know a guy called Richard head (I think his parents must be Richard heads)
MexaDoreano 1
In Japan kids are named buttocks and prostitue..........but over there its normal......
TheRealBruce 12
My brother knew a kid named Rollin Piss so it could be worse
tripleshame 3
I knew a lady whose last name was Syko (pronounced psycho), and she was a nurse. I could only imagine the page going out through the hospital, "Nurse Syko to room 22."
Torva_fml 16
My school principles name was Richard skinner. Yea.... Think about it... Sounds painful...
ohSNAPyall 27
Samantha Stanky!
heylesha 8
my gym teachers name was harry cox
intothecrypt 3
12 Was her name Wanita?
Feklfekl2222 32
My music teachers name is ivon wancke as well. She changes the ivon to yvonne but still.
DeOilers 9
My old geometry teacher's name is Gerry Spot, so when we got our schedule in the beginning of the year it read "G. Spot."
scrework 6
Our senior art teacher was called Richard Head, AND he was a real A.Hole!
graceinsheepwear 34
I went to school with a guy whose last name was Goodycuntz.
Pentium_4 27
Took you a while to figure that out lol
old09 11
Be real nice That way you could be considered a nice A. Hole
elenarox 1
ahah evey time i get a letter from school they put the first letter of my name then my last name. u must hate getting letters :P
Feklfekl2222 32
My dads initials make letters addressed to him say Mr m.r. Laverick
Headcrab 29
Your parents must have done this on purpose.
VoteForTaco 8
Your parents: Let's name our baby A. Hole :3 You: FFUUUU!!
lionandthelamb61 9
Haha, I read the FU in a little baby's voice, whilst picturing said baby flipping off the parents right after birth.
VoteForTaco 8
Lol
audiophileMom 11
I'd add a middle initial at all times... Unless your middle name's Sidney or something...
ohSNAPyall 27
"We gave our baby two middle names! Andrew Sidney Stephen Hole."
breannajpaul 0
I had a classmate in high school who's last name was Cockfield ...
minagiv 11
Your parents are evil evil people. Of course, I gave my son the initials CDC...
ChineseCookie 0
How old are you 10 I would of recognized that about that age but my first name starts with I my middle name is M and my last name is GAY that stuck all through Highschool
twilightluvr101 4
Wow im not sure uf,this is a jome if not fyl man ur parents must hate u!
Jakesterk96 8
I. M. Gay!!!!!
dumboears 8
Do you know what punctuation is?