By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
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Jays7 10

That's what you get for playing the Trumpet. Nah I joke, FYL indeed

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AmberL 0

Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.

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Jays7 10

That's what you get for playing the Trumpet. Nah I joke, FYL indeed

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slushpup9696 12

That blows. Am I doing this right? I'm not very good at making bad puns...

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ScaughtieHolden 11

I hate 1's picture, it's not funny at all, There's plenty of white rappers and I'm 99% sure Eminem is NOT a cat.

Steve95401 49

Hey Einstein, can you demonstrate how dud you manage to do that?

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athena143 0

Dude I was just about to comment the exact same thing lollolol

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kooochris1995 14

# 24 I think every one know Eminem is not a cat...

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emvictoria 9

Ouch, I could imagine how painful that was.

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DioMaledica 14

I'm guessing no one else is thinking about family guy and the really long nipples.

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Furytalon 14

Lol I do that all the time

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daniel1_1 13

I used to play the trumpet, then I took an arrow to the knee. Seriously, arrow to the knee jokes suck. Stop them.

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Glidefedt 6

97, I used to play the trumpet, but then I took a trumpetcase to my nipple.

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TheDog6 24

Don't worry #146. I'll stand by your side and I Won't Back Down. First let me pass out the Lights before we get on the Fast Lane

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TheDog6 24

Wow that failed let me try again. Don't worry #146. I'll stand by your side and I Won't Back Down. First let me pass out the Lighters before we get on the Fast Lane. Now I have Writer's Block.

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tweetbaby14 18

35, it's called saggy boobs and playing in the nude.

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Steve95401 49

#165 - thank you. I think you got it right.

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tweetbaby14 18

You are very welcome, sir. Now about my fee...

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Funnywayz 0

I was about to comment the same thing. :-0

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bassoonist527 0

#150 wow. Haven't heard that one before. How original.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

At least he didn't close the case on his boner! That would have been sooo awkward ;D

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CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

It's soo awkward that you would even say that..

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tylersign 11

Ok what the **** is wrong with the Internet?

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gators1995 30

Everything is wrong with the internet

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Icecream93 4

weren't you like wearing any clothes then xd?

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Sicari 2

giving musical instruments a strip tease is apparently the new thing. OP just does it wrong

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ohSNAPyall 26

Hey bro, sounds like you need a mansierre.

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IndigoAcrylic 9

Playing the trumpet naked? Well why not? It's not a crime ;D

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NuTrees 9

Why does he necessarily need clothes on? Our skin does need to breathe you know. You might as well carry on with life in the process. Plies it's better his nipple then his penis..

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IndigoAcrylic 9

But uhh..penis is... More fun ^_^ JK! Maybe (;

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Cathy_Nguyen 0

The name says "MikeNick."

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kings1fan 6

Even with the name mikenick I was still hoping it was a chick!

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xXxIracebethxXx 14

I'm sorry, but what the **** does being a chick have to do with ANYTHING? Seriously.

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rexgar2000 10

chicks have bigger nipples and boobs so closing a case on a nipple seems more of a problem a girl would have. just saying.

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cosmosis 12

Not necessarily 112. Op might have a huge set of man cans that some how managed to flop into the case as he closed it

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A100893 30

Were you shirtless? Strip teasing for your instrument I see...

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MagicGiraffe 12

This one time at band camp...

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JadeWalker 14

A guy strip teashing for his trumpet o.O

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AmberL 0

Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.

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SpeshulK 0

I feel bad for you just for having to picture droopy man boobs

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Pentium_4 27

That's impressive. I mean, if you like to play the trumpet with no shirt on then more power to you

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deviable 9

The nipples get so much abuse on this site. It must be because they look like tiny targets.

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mismonroe 0

"Long titty, no nipple having' bitch!"

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mismonroe 0

Tell me I'm not the only one in love with Kevin Hart. Douches.

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Nesio213 4

Nah He's Pretty Dope... I Thumbs Up'd It ;)

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tweetbaby14 18

153, do you have an eye problem or are you just a creep?

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