By MikeNick - 17/12/2011 07:59 - United States

Today, I somehow managed to slam my trumpet case closed on my nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 679
You deserved it 9 784

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That's what you get for playing the Trumpet. Nah I joke, FYL indeed

Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.

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That's what you get for playing the Trumpet. Nah I joke, FYL indeed

slushpup9696 12

That blows. Am I doing this right? I'm not very good at making bad puns...

Couldve been a tuba

I hate 1's picture, it's not funny at all, There's plenty of white rappers and I'm 99% sure Eminem is NOT a cat.

Steve95401 49

Hey Einstein, can you demonstrate how dud you manage to do that?

Steve95401 49

* did *

Dude I was just about to comment the exact same thing lollolol

# 24 I think every one know Eminem is not a cat...

Ouch, I could imagine how painful that was.

wajih 1

Nice hair fag

DioMaledica 14

I'm guessing no one else is thinking about family guy and the really long nipples.

Furytalon 14

Lol I do that all the time

Sexually excited band geeks?

I used to play the trumpet, then I took an arrow to the knee. Seriously, arrow to the knee jokes suck. Stop them.

97, I used to play the trumpet, but then I took a trumpetcase to my nipple.

Omg your display pic is hilarious!

Wtf. Eminen isn't a cat? who knew.

92 - Is there any other kind?

Eminem is a candy, guys. Get it right.

This one time, at band camp...

Don't worry #146. I'll stand by your side and I Won't Back Down. First let me pass out the Lights before we get on the Fast Lane

Wow that failed let me try again. Don't worry #146. I'll stand by your side and I Won't Back Down. First let me pass out the Lighters before we get on the Fast Lane. Now I have Writer's Block.

tweetbaby14 18

35, it's called saggy boobs and playing in the nude.

Steve95401 49

#165 - thank you. I think you got it right.

tweetbaby14 18

You are very welcome, sir. Now about my fee...

I was about to comment the same thing. :-0

Jakey00 0

haha band geek

bassoonist527 0

#150 wow. Haven't heard that one before. How original.

Must've been cold. (nipp weather)

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Ouch.

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

Creep!!

At least he didn't close the case on his boner! That would have been sooo awkward ;D

CourtneyDanielle_fml 9

It's soo awkward that you would even say that..

Cute Bunny Mind If I Pet It;)

tylersign 11

Ok what the fuck is wrong with the Internet?

gators1995 30

Everything is wrong with the internet

Icecream93 4

weren't you like wearing any clothes then xd?

giving musical instruments a strip tease is apparently the new thing. OP just does it wrong

Hey bro, sounds like you need a mansierre.

Playing the trumpet naked? Well why not? It's not a crime ;D

Why does he necessarily need clothes on? Our skin does need to breathe you know. You might as well carry on with life in the process. Plies it's better his nipple then his penis..

But uhh..penis is... More fun ^_^ JK! Maybe (;

please tell me you are a chick

Cathy_Nguyen 0

The name says "MikeNick."

kings1fan 6

Even with the name mikenick I was still hoping it was a chick!

xXxIracebethxXx 14

I'm sorry, but what the fuck does being a chick have to do with ANYTHING? Seriously.

rexgar2000 10

chicks have bigger nipples and boobs so closing a case on a nipple seems more of a problem a girl would have. just saying.

Not necessarily 112. Op might have a huge set of man cans that some how managed to flop into the case as he closed it

#112 I have to disagree :P

A100893 30

Were you shirtless? Strip teasing for your instrument I see...

MagicGiraffe 12

This one time at band camp...

JadeWalker 14

A guy strip teashing for his trumpet o.O

Ouch! I'm trying to picture this happening, and when I do, I see droopy man boobs getting in the way.

SpeshulK 0

I feel bad for you just for having to picture droopy man boobs

lexex1 4

I bet the audience was enthused

Or maybe aroused. :|

That's impressive. I mean, if you like to play the trumpet with no shirt on then more power to you

The nipples get so much abuse on this site. It must be because they look like tiny targets.

mismonroe 0

"Long titty, no nipple having' bitch!"

mismonroe 0

Tell me I'm not the only one in love with Kevin Hart. Douches.

Nope. He's pretty funny.

Ohhhh he said she don't have no nipples!!

Nah He's Pretty Dope... I Thumbs Up'd It ;)

tweetbaby14 18

153, do you have an eye problem or are you just a creep?

"It's about to go down."