THEN THE BIG BAD WOLF SAID TO THE LITTLE PIG, "I WILL HUFF AND PUFF AND BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" MAGICAL CLOCK SOARING THRU THE SKY TELLS ME THE TIME OF THE CACTUS + ANTELOPE. OBAMA IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVAAA!!!!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

Lol wut the heck are you saying Seriously. What?

43- F your life. Seriously, just end it all now. to the OP: I have to admit, I laughed pretty hard at this. But why the hell is this girl your 'friend'?

48- watch yo mouth. you not even allow3d to vote yet. i voted 4 change. the 0-man said he would pay ma taxes n tuition n salary n birth control n othder stuff. WHAT CHANGE IS THIS. THEN THE CHAIR LOOKED AT THE OCTOPUS AND PLAYED A TRUMPET OVR THE HILLS CAUSE THE JABBERWALKIE AINT GONNA LIE BOUT NUTHIN. SHEEP WALKS IN AN SAYS SAYYYYYY WUUUTTTT???? YOU GOTTA DO WAT YO GOTA DO AND SOMEDAY OVER THE RAINBOW LIKE IN A PARLELLLL UNIVERSE THEIRS GOTTA SLEIEI ANDTEIE LWIOW LOLOLOL LAWL LAWL LAWL ALWL SOOAYYY WUUTTT OINK

I'm going to guess your telling all these crazy fairy tales saying that obama's promises were fairy tales? While I don't keep up with politics I don't think he can take care of everyone in the country just yet. He has an economy to fix and paying peoples taxes for them won't help. Quite the opposite actually.

43 # r u high?

I notice that you all automatically assume that her friend knows that shes in a relationship with this guy.

I'm guessing that was a time where you wanted a dislike button because that woulda been a first step of going postal on ur boyfriend and your friend

#72: both people have to agree to be in a facebook relationship.. so yeah, it's right to assume that the friend knew

please someone hunt springbirder down. and God i hope you are still taking your birth control with or without help from the president bc i dont think i can handle any offspring of yours

kill. the. bitch. seriously, that's such a bitch thing to do!! I would get revenge. egg her house, shoot him in the dick.

48- so just cuz its her ex means shes a bad friend for hooking up with him? how old are you? 16? get over yourself not everything someone else does revolves around you... also there called 'feelings' there aint shit you can do about it

Keyword: "FRIEND" If it's her friend when how the **** would she not know who her bf was????

72- its still not acceptable... The guy still willingly went with this chick knowing he was in a relationship already

lol. is that because of #3395753?

#15...that FML was about suicide not homicide.

#15, lol fail

definitly an uber fail

Yeah, I'd have to agree. Maybe you should 'like' the fact that you got pawned off the bastard onto a terrible friend. Two birds.

#6 ftw

Go Lorena Bobbit on him