Batman ruins another relationship

By Anonymous - 24/12/2021 11:01

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Today, my girlfriend asked what my sexual fantasy was, and I said Catwoman. She got disgusted at me, because according to her, Catwoman is 15 years-old or something. Turns out she has only seen Gotham, featuring Catgirl as a teenager, and not the grown-up Halle Berry version I was talking about. FML
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Heli0Sphere 2

Halley Barry? FTS. Michelle Pfeiffer is the only cat woman.

Halle Berry? If she’s that upset I think she knows exactly which version of CatWoman you like.

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Heli0Sphere 2

Halley Barry? FTS. Michelle Pfeiffer is the only cat woman.

No, Julie Newmar and Eartha Kitt (and even briefly, Lee Meriwether) are possible Catwoman fantasies.

Halle Berry? If she’s that upset I think she knows exactly which version of CatWoman you like.

You’re lucky she hasn’t seen the Halle Berry version. It was, hands down, the worst live Catwoman ever.

Sounds like it’s time to enlighten her with a movie night.

I think this has to be a YDI cause of course she never watched the Catwoman movie. No one did.

You said CatWOMAN, not CatGIRL. And honestly, who hasn't heard of Catwoman as an adult? She's portrayed as such in literally everything except apparently the Gotham series.

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