that's a pretty bad joke

This was not the best time to tell you, but under what circumstances WOULD it have been a good time? There really isn't a good time to receive terrible news.

I can think of at least one good time: NOT at his sister's wedding in front of all of his family.

Ah that sucks monkey balls :( Hmm. Seems to me your wife has a serious case of Douchbagary. :P

you win my friend.

I lol'ed soo hard. Reminds me of that Chapel show.

You are now allowed to officially slap bitches

Dude, someone finally gets it! My Ex-Girlfriend decided she had feeling for this other guy, so instead of breaking up with me to be with him and being done with it, she cheats on me for TWO weeks, breaks up with me and told me she'd been cheating on me, started a bunch of rumors about me, tell everyone I was harassing her, gave my phone number out to a bunch of guys telling them I was harassing her, and to please make me stop, and told everyone I gave her death threats, which in turn made them give me death threats. She broke up with me, and i didn't talk to her at all, sooo she's a filthy drama whore, but don't tell anyone i said that, because I'm not going to start name calling, I'm above that.

Holy shit, I hope I never meet any people like that