Today, I got my period early. While traveling. For a funeral. I had to walk through two entire airport terminals to find a shop that had any period products, and the only option was an $18 box of tampons. Six tampons, to be precise. FML
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Today, I woke up to realize I got my period a week early. The day of the after-wedding brunch. In a sort of remote area. Without pads or tampons. I need to be at the breakfast in a half-hour. FML
Today, I got my period and went clubbing. I had to change my tampon and stupidly I only brought one. When I unwrapped it, it fell on the floor. I had to wait in the womens' bathroom for 45 minutes for a random girl to give me a spare. FML
Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML
Today, I'm in Ibiza. My period came early and had nothing but face masks to use as sanitary towels. Then, the closest thing to period knickers I could find was in a souvenir shop, which on the arse reads, "What happens in Ibiza belongs in Ibiza." FML
Today, I have four flights. I spent last night projectile vomiting with food poisoning. By the time I got to the airport it had progressed to liquid diarhea. Two flights in, I got my period. FML
Today, I was changing my tampon in a public toilet. When I threw away the used one and opened a new one, it turned out that it had no thread on it! I took another one out. Again, defective! It was the last one I had with me, and it was the second day of my period. FML
Today, I realized that without fail, even if I'm not supposed to get it, I get my period just in time for vacations. FML
Today, I was showing the guy I like something on my phone. My period tracking app decided it was the perfect time to tell me that I need to stock up on tampons, because I'm getting my period tomorrow. FML
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d j mom 9
from now on always carry an emergency supply. no matter what time of month.
GoogieWithers 25
Sometimes air travel can cause a woman to have an early period. Always be prepared.
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d j mom 9
from now on always carry an emergency supply. no matter what time of month.
Vesi 30
^ This right here. The first time I flew I unexpectedly got it, too. Now I always keep a cute little pencil case in my bag with a couple of sizes just in case.
GoogieWithers 25
Sometimes air travel can cause a woman to have an early period. Always be prepared.
Wadlaen 24
At that price, I hope it was some really good and enjoyable tampons!
1known 34
I suppose the funerals were not in the airport, meaning you had enough with 6 to get out the airport and buy other ones. But indeed they were overpriced.
JasonThorn 24
EVERYTHING is overpriced at an airport. But I'm a guy, so my "emergency bag" in my car has a clean set of clothes, $40 and a small box of tissues.