By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I am kind of scared of heights so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke and fell down and I fell along with it. My boyfriend said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
I agree, your life sucks 45 066
You deserved it 9 452

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You forgot to say if you're large or not. I'm guessing yes. But YDI it anyway. If you're scared of heights, why the fuck would you sit on the EDGE, where you can see the fall clearly?

Why would you sit on the edge of a roof if you're afraid of heights...?

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Guess you'll have time to start on that diet now, eh?

Hoorah for the boyfriend. He obviously has a sense of humour and was trying to bring light into the situation, which the OP took the wrong way. Also: Why would you sit on the -gutter-? Dumbass.

He better be your EX boyfriend now! What an @$$

Oh yeah, totally and ass. I hate guys who have a sense of humor and try to lighten the mood when bad things happen. Those guys are the worst.

And do you know what's worse than that? Guys who ask if you are okay afterward. You really need to avoid those. Trouble waiting to happen. That's what THOSE guys are.

Genius, you are a genius.

You forgot to say if you're large or not. I'm guessing yes. But YDI it anyway. If you're scared of heights, why the fuck would you sit on the EDGE, where you can see the fall clearly?

"YDI it"? YDI means "You Deserved It", so you just said "you deserved it it". Way to be redundant, idiot.

erm wow wtf are you talking about?

You deserved it it. Try saying it outloud and see how retarded it is.

My thoughts exactly. Even if she wasn't large, she still had no reason to sit on the edge of the roof if she's scared of heights. Actually, I don't know anyone who's scared of heights that would climb on a roof just because his/her girlfriend/boyfriend was up there.

Three is normally after two. Good job.

Why would you sit on the edge of a roof if you're afraid of heights...?

Sounds like you need a new boyfriend.

Sounds like you need a new boyfriend...who is fat so you can diet together....heh

Ha-ha, you're SOOO funny... NOT. So thin people can only date thin people now and the same goes about the ones who have problems with their weight? Jerk.

why would you sit on a freaking gutter? lol YDI. Even a regular sized person shouldnt be sitting on gutters.

+1 True

Ditto #5...your boyfriend sounds like a jerk.

why the hell is he the jerk if hes telling the truth...its not his fault when she became plump...and if she is scared of heights why the heck is she sitting right on the edge.....YDI in all ways btw...what should the boyfriend do? sayin nuttin till shes so fat that he dumps her? WIN for telling the truth.... aint it that what womans want?

Women that say they want the truth, don't. The infamous line from all fat women everywhere, "If you love me you won't care what I look like!"

Agreed with #56. And the hoe deserves it for sitting on that gutter. Now that boy's parents are going to have to pay for it to get fixed. In fact, I hope they make yo fatass work it off. Hey, maybe you'll lose some weight in the process.

There should be a comma After ladder and there.

There should not be a capital letter on after. FYL

If we're going to be picky then maybe you should have put a full stop after "FYL". For anyone out there who doesn't get sarcasm, what I am saying is stop being so goddam uptight.

The point. You're missing it.

Gutters aren't designed to take anyone's weight. And what a horrible thing to say after you fall off a roof!

And that's what people keep conveniently forgetting. It's like, something breaks and suddenly it's "OMG, ur a fatty lose weight!!!111!!" You idiots need to STFU. Gutters, like #11 said, are not meant to hold much weight anyways. They could have been "regular-sized" and still broken it. And to the people saying he did a good thing saying that, you're also idiots. If, by chance, the OP was fat, that doesn't mean she'll keep gaining weight. Not everyone that's overweight spirals farther. Many maintain their weight at one point. So again, STFU.

Yeah, I thought people knew that. Gutters are meant to hold small bits of water. Even a slim person is way too much weight.

He's an ass for saying that, and she's stupid for sitting on it.