By unluckycounsellor - 30/06/2009 23:26 - Bermuda

Today, I was teaching swimming. A small boy said his stomach hurt, so I placed him on my back and carried him to the main building where he could lay down. He then jumped off my back and ran back towards the beach because 'he felt better'. I had explosive diarrhea all over my back. FML
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Topguy 0

ewwww bad day...

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TheChanel 0

see, this is why I'm just really not fond of kids... FYL

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Uvula 0

First

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Xero3g 5

Hi 5!

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ElliexMarie 0

lmao . oh well. that was cutee[:

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Travesty42 14

Not that you're ever going to see this, but, ElliexMarie, you have *amazing* eyes.

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dragonaair 5

106:Quite clearly its photoshopped

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Topguy 0

ewwww bad day...

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drummerforever 0

lol at least it didnt drip down into his pants

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SystemofaBlink41 27

I would've barfed...

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ohheykiwi 2

oh, man, that sucks!

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sandra143 0

WTF uvula I get that your first, but your comment is pointless. To the OP, that sucks, but it made me lol. :)

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lovelykendra5 0

Sick shit :/

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Uvula 0

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kewlcat 0

har har har

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alex_vik 0

Guess what. If you just post first, it's a pointless comment. I've been first on several of these, yet not once did I scream "ZOMGZ FIRST!1!!!"

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kewlcat 0

you're also a loser if you're on FML enough to get 1st so many times

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jjenniferr05 0

Jealous?

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missmeliss0309 0

ur not first, ur #6. durhurhur....

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Odiny147 0

nice uvula

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girlrome 19

So you're first. What's the big deal? Get a life.

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dyld921 2

Wait, if that happened, wouldn't some of it got into his pants as well?

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glompable 19

Yeah.... he must've just been pretty young, if he just jumped off the OP's back and ran back to the beach.

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buckeye91011 0

Did you throw some of it at him?

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TheChanel 0

see, this is why I'm just really not fond of kids... FYL

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lolzforfun228 3

wow thats just not cool. I'm not saying it's true, but I've always seen people who don't like kids to have some sort of mental problem. Kids are great, they jsut do stupid stuff when their young. Having a kid is an amazing experience.

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daniisme 0

@78 I agree. I'm goin to study nannying for kids with mental disability In uni after I finish school, my school has a Wilson home so I help there on tues and Thursday. I <3 being13 :D

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gelt 0

That is soooo funny

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