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By marriage/celibacy/synonymity - / Friday 8 March 2013 23:36 / Norway
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Tell her your masturbating won't improve her health, and she might even end up slipping on a puddle of semen and breaking a hip. Ladies love it when you try to charm their pants off with medical research.

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you should maybe ask her to.help out.. or maybe try and spice it up a bit, just stay away from chili pepper... no, you don't want to know.

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2 - If you don't masturbate* to thoughts or visuals, what the hell do you masturbate to? Aren't thoughts kind of a constant process? Or... not really for you?

Tell her your masturbating won't improve her health, and she might even end up slipping on a puddle of semen and breaking a hip. Ladies love it when you try to charm their pants off with medical research.

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I do believe she did. Maybe OP needs to see a sex coach because he obviously isn't doing something right.

Then masturbate in bed, with her beside you, with LOTS of sound effects. Then at least she'll know you not watching porn.

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11 - A small part of me wants to write you a list of everything that's wrong with your comment... But something tells me I'd be wasting my breath (or... letters?).

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Everyone has denied their partner sex at least once or twice during their relationship. Everyone has the right to say no sometimes. So long as they are not refusing sex just to be spiteful or something similarly harsh, and so long as it is not a frequent occurrence, but merely due to being sick, exhausted, or simply not being in the mood, I see no reason for divorce. That seems immature, selfish, and almost as if they didn't genuinely care for their partner and were only using them for their own

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Get an annulment because his wife is holding out on him? That's ridiculous. He needs to actually talk to her about it instead of showing her articles.

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Divorce. Don't stay in a love-less marriage. Get a lawyer before u do anything. She might even be cheating if she doesn't want any

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