By Pelota - 01/07/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML
I agree, your life sucks 52 475
You deserved it 5 229

Same thing different taste

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CyclonePsycho 1

At least you stopped her from getting on the road and potentially killing someone. :D

lukewarmocha 0

naw...you could make up a pretty cool story.

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well_this_sucks 0

awhh that suckss! ~first(:~

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ChrisWasHere 0

Wow. You're gay, number 2. Oh and for the OP.. you're an idiot. This FML sounds so FIMILIAR to a recent post. VERY SIMILAR.

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Wow #27. It bugs me way too much that you spelt 'Obama', 'Obaobama' once here.

lil_miz_liz09 0

wow #67..it bugs me how you read every "OBAMA" in that comment.

cucumberfabulous 7

I didn't read every Obama, I still noticed it =P

ithedarkknight 0

LOL CHANGE HAS COME TO AMERICA! whether you like it or not all you people hatin on my president it doesnt matter guess what he will always be known as the president of the UNITED STATES and you always will be known as... OOPS i forgot your a nobody stfu and stop hatin OBAMA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! um six months later and you still cant suck it up WE WON BABY WE WON ALL DAY!!!! OBAMA!

oogyboogy 6

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easylazy 0

Just tell everyone that you got bit by a vampire All your girlfriends are probably obsessed with Twilight anyway

lifeislife_fml 0

Haha #67, I had to look for the "Obaobama". That was a pretty funny copy+paste incident.

Dante167 0

#114 I doubt you have any clue what you're talking about, you cant even make a sentence that doesnt sound like an 8 year old typed it.

americayay 0

i don't know that they hate obama, just you because you type obama multiple times all over this site because you're pathetic and it's really annoying.

Haha yeah, that's kind of what I was about to say :)

To number #58: Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking!!! Yeah, I thought it was the same FML for a second, but the first one was about another guy trying to stop a drunk girl from driving home and she ran him over. Looks like no good comes from trying to stop people from drink-driving lol To OP: Well, you tried to do a good deed, and it didn't work out. You can't blame yourself if someone else wants to drink-drive. It's an incredibly stupid thing to do, but people do it, and I really hope that anyone who drink-drives gets caught and severly punished (the police fine is the tip of the iceberg- anyone caught drink-driving is likely to get fired). Sorry, OP, nice try though.

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zach055 23

That's what you get for messing with a drink girl.

someone jumped on the bandwagon... I hate when people talk about politics like it's a football game. and I especially hate it when all the obama crazy high school students say "change" to everything even though they have no idea what they are talking about. I mean I voted for Obama but it wasn't because he was young or black or bc I'm an optimist and I believe in his entire message. sometimes you gotta pick the guy that sucks less.

19fml18 0

it'll make one badass scar, though.

lukewarmocha 0

naw...you could make up a pretty cool story.

I think this is the best thing that has ever happened to you ! congratulations! you are officially a part of the exclusive club known as bitten. It was originated in south georgia island and entitles you to free things such as free valet parking. no taxes and free coffees and shipping and handling fees! Some people are bitten just to enjoy these benefits. If you think im lying just google it. its on the 22 page.

StealthStorm67 0

What kind of ******* loser searches something for 22 pages?

niemann2006 0

hopefully she didn't have a transferable disease

mastory96 0

haha agreed with number 2. you could think of something, like maybe your girl got rough last night, etc. :)

Or tell the twilight fangirls that's where the vampire bit you. They'll be putty in your hands my friend....

oh thats nice. good to see girls are being respected, lol. no but seriously, thats probably actually true...

itsgen 16

damm never take a drunken gurls tequila

mastory96 0

unless you're a girl... haha sorry!

manoverboard 0

Say a really tiny shark bit you.