FML : Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the...

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Today, I tried to stop a drunk girl from driving home. She took a couple swings at me, which I dodged. Feeling pretty good about it, I tried to get the keys from her hand. She leaned over, and sunk her teeth in to my bare shoulder. The doctor says I will have a scar. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Pelota - / Wednesday 1 July 2009 21:46 / United States

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By CyclonePsycho | 1

#359411 - Thursday 2 July 2009 1:37

At least you stopped her from getting on the road and potentially killing someone. :D

By lukewarmocha | 0

#359377 - Thursday 2 July 2009 1:33

naw...you could make up a pretty cool story.

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By well_this_sucks | 0

#359373 - Thursday 2 July 2009 1:32

awhh that suckss!
~first(:~

springbirder | 0

#359529 - Thursday 2 July 2009 1:58

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inmyroom | 0

#359642 - Thursday 2 July 2009 2:26

this'll make a good story later on.

ChrisWasHere | 0

#359760 - Thursday 2 July 2009 2:59

Wow. You're gay, number 2.
Oh and for the OP.. you're an idiot. This FML sounds so FIMILIAR to a recent post. VERY SIMILAR.

ImAKlutz15 | 0

#359780 - Thursday 2 July 2009 3:06

thats what i thought

springbirder | 0

#359786 - Thursday 2 July 2009 3:08

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jenkins56 | 5

#359799 - Thursday 2 July 2009 3:12

Wow #27. It bugs me way too much that you spelt 'Obama', 'Obaobama' once here.

MeganH0LLYW00D | 0

#359877 - Thursday 2 July 2009 3:33

Agreed.

lil_miz_liz09 | 0

#359996 - Thursday 2 July 2009 4:15

wow #67..it bugs me how you read every "OBAMA" in that comment.

cucumberfabulous | 7

#360102 - Thursday 2 July 2009 4:51

I didn't read every Obama, I still noticed it =P

ithedarkknight | 0

#360110 - Thursday 2 July 2009 4:53

LOL CHANGE HAS COME TO AMERICA! whether you like it or not all you people hatin on my president it doesnt matter guess what he will always be known as the president of the UNITED STATES and you always will be known as... OOPS i forgot your a nobody stfu and stop hatin OBAMA ALL THE WAY!!!!!!! um six months later and you still cant suck it up WE WON BABY WE WON ALL DAY!!!! OBAMA!

moose91894 | 0

#360155 - Thursday 2 July 2009 5:11

change?

oogyboogy | 6

#360212 - Thursday 2 July 2009 5:35

It's not that you an it's that it's destroying our country taxing to death is destroying america and destroying our nuclear weapons face it he's killing us all

Always4tehlolz | 0

#360215 - Thursday 2 July 2009 5:37

gimmick election is gimmick

easylazy | 0

#360284 - Thursday 2 July 2009 6:16

Just tell everyone that you got bit by a vampire

All your girlfriends are probably obsessed with Twilight anyway

Bizzile | 0

#360409 - Thursday 2 July 2009 7:27

that suuuucks !

lifeislife_fml | 0

#360417 - Thursday 2 July 2009 7:33

Haha #67, I had to look for the "Obaobama". That was a pretty funny copy+paste incident.

Dante167 | 0

#360447 - Thursday 2 July 2009 7:46

#114 I doubt you have any clue what you're talking about, you cant even make a sentence that doesnt sound like an 8 year old typed it.

americayay | 0

#360461 - Thursday 2 July 2009 7:52

i don't know that they hate obama, just you because you type obama multiple times all over this site because you're pathetic and it's really annoying.

jessamyn_it_is | 0

#360680 - Thursday 2 July 2009 10:27

Haha yeah, that's kind of what I was about to say :)

divineinstrument | 2

#361491 - Thursday 2 July 2009 19:47

To number #58: Yeah that's exactly what I was thinking!!! Yeah, I thought it was the same FML for a second, but the first one was about another guy trying to stop a drunk girl from driving home and she ran him over. Looks like no good comes from trying to stop people from drink-driving lol

To OP: Well, you tried to do a good deed, and it didn't work out. You can't blame yourself if someone else wants to drink-drive. It's an incredibly stupid thing to do, but people do it, and I really hope that anyone who drink-drives gets caught and severly punished (the police fine is the tip of the iceberg- anyone caught drink-driving is likely to get fired). Sorry, OP, nice try though.

srammer99 | 0

#852321 - Saturday 13 February 2010 17:40

because of Obama there won't be another black president for a long time

zach055 | 23

#965065 - Saturday 20 March 2010 17:52

That's what you get for messing with a drink girl.

potterwatch | 0

#1216813 - Tuesday 10 August 2010 10:26

someone jumped on the bandwagon... I hate when people talk about politics like it's a football game. and I especially hate it when all the obama crazy high school students say "change" to everything even though they have no idea what they are talking about. I mean I voted for Obama but it wasn't because he was young or black or bc I'm an optimist and I believe in his entire message. sometimes you gotta pick the guy that sucks less.

19fml18 | 0

#2217991 - Monday 21 March 2011 20:13

it'll make one badass scar, though.

By lukewarmocha | 0

#359377 - Thursday 2 July 2009 1:33

naw...you could make up a pretty cool story.

genius_girl16 | 0

#359724 - Thursday 2 July 2009 2:49

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