By clairebear104 - 19/09/2014 03:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
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more4me 27

Dislike! Kidding. I hope you walked out.

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CallMeWindSock 24

Does she also say "LOL" out loud?

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CallMeWindSock 24

Does she also say "LOL" out loud?

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laylaeve 9

Oo in do that a lot....but my catch phrase is you tube that shit

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superjewguy 19

someone at my deli the other day yelled out OMG, using each letter. I wanted to slap them silly

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BigBamBoom 15

It might be a guy as op's username is clairebear which suggests she might be a woman

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CoGhostRider 31

At least you will know if the sex is good, she will want to "retweet" it. If you can put up with it that long

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cryssycakesx3 22

"check-in" that pussy

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pooldude 24

Ohhh God!! i had a date like that once, so annoying! I'm sorry OP.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Part of me wonders if she only did this to try and end the date quickly. I almost prefer that than the thought of people actually talking like that.

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Zebediabolical 39

I'm doing it through MySpace so all the shitty MySpace bands will know about it. And people stuck in 2008

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