By clairebear104 - 19/09/2014 03:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML
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more4me 27
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Dislike! Kidding. I hope you walked out.

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CallMeWindSock 24

Does she also say "LOL" out loud?

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more4me 27
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Dislike! Kidding. I hope you walked out.

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tashb 17
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Thumbs up.

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EvilTurtle 35
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If only you could block people in real life...

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patrickalamo 47
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Friend request denied

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superjewguy 19
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you can lol. its called a restraining order

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scooterdude720 19
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Just unsubscribe

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cryssycakesx3 22

should have tweeted her the cost of her half of the date.

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dawood_k 27
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No hashtag

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Mystery_Unsolved 16
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#notgirlfriendmaterial

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CallMeWindSock 24

Does she also say "LOL" out loud?

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laylaeve 9

Oo in do that a lot....but my catch phrase is you tube that shit

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superjewguy 19
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someone at my deli the other day yelled out OMG, using each letter. I wanted to slap them silly

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BigBamBoom 15
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It might be a guy as op's username is clairebear which suggests she might be a woman

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CoGhostRider 31
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At least you will know if the sex is good, she will want to "retweet" it. If you can put up with it that long

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pooldude 24
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who knows... maybe she's loose.

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ermagherdaturdis 26
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If OP is bad she'll save for later.

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cryssycakesx3 22

"check-in" that pussy

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pooldude 24
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Ohhh God!! i had a date like that once, so annoying! I'm sorry OP.

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Brandi_Faith 33
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Part of me wonders if she only did this to try and end the date quickly. I almost prefer that than the thought of people actually talking like that.

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mangelon86 15
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There's more than one of these people??

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rt58killer10 19
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I'm going to share this via Twitter

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MidnaLink 33
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I'm doing it via facebook!

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Zebediabolical 39
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I'm doing it through MySpace so all the shitty MySpace bands will know about it. And people stuck in 2008

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bombielol 20
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block her:)

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kaiserfire 1
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How many of you only liked her post because of the pic?

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simsimbeep 13
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Run, run fast, run hard!

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Emmap3 10
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Just say "block" and walk out.

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isisorchid 16
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Unfollow and block. Yikes!

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