FML : Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

Today, I went on a blind date. My date would respond to me by saying "retweet" and "favorite" when she thought something was relatable. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By clairebear104 / Friday 19 September 2014 03:15 / United States - Louisville

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By more4me | 27

#6068842 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:46

Dislike!

Kidding. I hope you walked out.

By CallMeWindSock | 24

#6068845 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:48

Does she also say "LOL" out loud?

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By more4me | 27

#6068842 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:46

Dislike!

Kidding. I hope you walked out.

tashb | 17

#6068877 - Friday 19 September 2014 12:33

Thumbs up.

EvilTurtle | 35

#6068886 - Friday 19 September 2014 12:49

If only you could block people in real life...

patrickalamo | 47

#6068902 - Friday 19 September 2014 13:30

Friend request denied

superjewguy | 19

#6068942 - Friday 19 September 2014 14:41

you can lol. its called a restraining order

scooterdude720 | 19

#6068988 - Friday 19 September 2014 15:58

Just unsubscribe

BigLatchZatch | 14

#6069029 - Friday 19 September 2014 17:33

Unfollow!

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6069073 - Friday 19 September 2014 18:29

should have tweeted her the cost of her half of the date.

By dawood_k | 27

#6068844 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:48

No hashtag

Mystery_Unsolved | 16

#6069430 - Saturday 20 September 2014 5:33

#notgirlfriendmaterial

By CallMeWindSock | 24

#6068845 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:48

Does she also say "LOL" out loud?

laylaeve | 9

#6068882 - Friday 19 September 2014 12:36

Oo in do that a lot....but my catch phrase is you tube that shit

superjewguy | 19

#6068944 - Friday 19 September 2014 14:42

someone at my deli the other day yelled out OMG, using each letter. I wanted to slap them silly

BigBamBoom | 15

#6069137 - Friday 19 September 2014 20:23

It might be a guy as op's username is clairebear which suggests she might be a woman

By CoGhostRider | 31

#6068849 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:50

At least you will know if the sex is good, she will want to "retweet" it. If you can put up with it that long

pooldude | 24

#6068897 - Friday 19 September 2014 13:18

who knows... maybe she's loose.

ermagherdaturdis | 26

#6068991 - Friday 19 September 2014 16:02

If OP is bad she'll save for later.

cryssycakesx3 | 22

#6069074 - Friday 19 September 2014 18:30

"check-in" that pussy

By pooldude | 24

#6068851 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:50

Ohhh God!! i had a date like that once, so annoying! I'm sorry OP.

Brandi_Faith | 33

#6069096 - Friday 19 September 2014 19:25

Part of me wonders if she only did this to try and end the date quickly. I almost prefer that than the thought of people actually talking like that.

mangelon86 | 15

#6069351 - Saturday 20 September 2014 4:25

There's more than one of these people??

By rt58killer10 | 19

#6068853 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:52

I'm going to share this via Twitter

MidnaLink | 31

#6068965 - Friday 19 September 2014 15:30

I'm doing it via facebook!

Zebediabolical | 36

#6069005 - Friday 19 September 2014 16:21

I'm doing it through MySpace so all the shitty MySpace bands will know about it. And people stuck in 2008

By bombielol | 20

#6068855 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:54

block her:)

kaiserfire | 1

#6087194 - Sunday 12 October 2014 0:51

How many of you only liked her post because of the pic?

By simsimbeep | 13

#6068858 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:56

Run, run fast, run hard!

By Emmap3 | 10

#6068859 - Friday 19 September 2014 11:58

Just say "block" and walk out.

By isisorchid | 16

#6068860 - Friday 19 September 2014 12:00

Unfollow and block. Yikes!

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