Today, in astronomy class, a kid used Uranus in a hilarious innuendo. I was the only one who laughed. I also happen to be the teacher. FML
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sharkgirl4
| 23
You must have looked like an ass
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chinaski7628
| 32
No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.
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ilmanator
| 7
so what
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sharkgirl4
| 23
You must have looked like an ass
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mattlikesfunions
| 22
I get it
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jerryj
| 27
Really #16? Cause I surely don't. Could you please explain it?
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Tipperson
| 8
DDDDOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHHEEEE^
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badluckalex
| 23
people really need to get used to the amount of sarcasm in the comments
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soccer_isbae
| 15
Honestly if my teacher laughed at that I would have liked him/her more. I like when teachers have a sense of humor!
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FmlYdi4ever
| 15
That's why there is kappa. Kappa means sarcasm.
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MossyMegaMan
| 20
My science teacher gets innuendos, swears like a sailor, talks about fights he got into, tells awesome stories, and couldn't care less if we curse or make sexual jokes. He is the most liked teacher in the entire school.
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stupidface15
| 16
it's **you're** anus. i hate this modern lingo
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chinaski7628
| 32
No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.
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Bloink
| 25
you are anus?
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
I think they were making a joke. Like people who use "ur" in text speak? It's too bad #5 still used the wrong *your
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23lf
| 16
Fucking Idiot + Grammar Nazi = #5
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MaybeMoo
| 13
@5 Considering it's the name of a planet and not "modern lingo", no, it wouldn't be "you're anus". Even in a sentence that was relevant to that it still wouldn't be "you're anus", it'd be "your anus" like 22 said.
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stupidface15
| 16
smh you people have no sense of humor
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lengi123
| 18
55 - stupidity doesn't always translate to humor
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stupidface15
| 16
64- You're anus.
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mister_icicle
| 17
.... he said to his can of Spam.
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johbstonjacob
| 8
We all gave a 10 year old inside of us....
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A07
| 48
Pretty sure it's just you, sorry.
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AnOriginalName
| 19
I'm pretty sure that's illegal, #6.
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badluckalex
| 23
and this thread of comments we have exibit 9, the prude
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CoGhostRider
| 31
#6 as long as it's not Uranus...
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Tthug
| 34
Reminds me of Russell brand singing African child/inside of you.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
I've got one locked in my basement
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hoopfrog
| 14
#37 Why does this not have more up votes?
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KayDee29
| 31
I'm curious as to what the innuendo was now....
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Bloink
| 25
they pulled the innuendo right out of their anus
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StiffPvtParts
| 43
#21 They pulled it from Uranus c:
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paigexox0
| 37
I dont see it as an FML, the students probably like you more because of it!
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BrookieAnn
| 19
It just shows you have a sense of humor, which is generally lacking in professors .
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thespiantess
| 18
Yes, I'd be glad to be in your class. I used to tell stupid chemistry jokes to my teacher all the time and it made classes so much more enjoyable.
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Enslaved
| 36
"I took asstronamy just to study Uranus"
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Bloink
| 25
omaigad i love this comment like i love bacon
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Ichiya
| 29
My science pick up line is: If I had to be an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. ;)
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CarlyMarDry
| 16
You seem like a cool teacher.
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PenguinBitch
| 43
I thought they changed it to
"Ur-rectum".
"Ur-rectum".
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fsomelife
| 26
"Let me find it for you on the smell-o-scope!"
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PenguinBitch
| 43
You know what's up. :D