I get it

Really #16? Cause I surely don't. Could you please explain it?

DDDDOOOOUUUUCCCCHHHHEEEE^

people really need to get used to the amount of sarcasm in the comments

Honestly if my teacher laughed at that I would have liked him/her more. I like when teachers have a sense of humor!

That's why there is kappa. Kappa means sarcasm.

My science teacher gets innuendos, swears like a sailor, talks about fights he got into, tells awesome stories, and couldn't care less if we curse or make sexual jokes. He is the most liked teacher in the entire school.

No-- it would be 'your anus'. Possessive pronouns still exist in space.

you are anus?

I think they were making a joke. Like people who use "ur" in text speak? It's too bad #5 still used the wrong *your

Fucking Idiot + Grammar Nazi = #5

@5 Considering it's the name of a planet and not "modern lingo", no, it wouldn't be "you're anus". Even in a sentence that was relevant to that it still wouldn't be "you're anus", it'd be "your anus" like 22 said.

smh you people have no sense of humor

55 - stupidity doesn't always translate to humor

64- You're anus.

.... he said to his can of Spam.

Pretty sure it's just you, sorry.

I'm pretty sure that's illegal, #6.

and this thread of comments we have exibit 9, the prude

#6 as long as it's not Uranus...

Reminds me of Russell brand singing African child/inside of you.

I've got one locked in my basement

#37 Why does this not have more up votes?

they pulled the innuendo right out of their anus

#21 They pulled it from Uranus c:

Yes, I'd be glad to be in your class. I used to tell stupid chemistry jokes to my teacher all the time and it made classes so much more enjoyable.

omaigad i love this comment like i love bacon

My science pick up line is: If I had to be an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. ;)

"Let me find it for you on the smell-o-scope!"

You know what's up. :D