By Anonymous - 17/09/2014 21:57 - United States - Dewitt

Today, my 4 year old son groped my breasts and said, "This is what daddy told me to do." FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 546
You deserved it 4 689

Same thing different taste

Top comments


JMichael 25

You should have him smack daddy and have him say,"mommy said I should do this."

Better yet kick him in the balls...he did grope her boobs.

whoa. slow down there. groping and kicking the balls is 2 way different things. the groping didnt hurt. getting kicked in the balls does. i honestly dont see how you find that justification. I feel bad for any man your with

Haha I'm sorry but that is adorable. Poor son doesn't even know what that means lol

Lebeaugars95 20

did you seriously suggest kicking a 4 year old in the nutts #32 ?

no. he suggested kicking the dad in the balls. which is a huge over reaction. groping her breasts is harmless, but kicking dad in the balls is harmful.

@33 -_- I wasn't being serious I wouldn't actually tell a child to kick someone in the balls.

Can't blame the kid, he just obeyed his daddy's wish

No it's not you little sexist. People shouln't teach their kids to see women as objects. This is a great start.

Indianboy9321 25

Don't be that person in this thread, please.

Yes number 18 because of one little joke this child will grow up to be a sexist woman hating chauvinistic pig. /sarcasmoff

meli1195 31

Whoa #18 seems to have some issues, its just a little kid who innocently followed his dad's instructions, its not like he's showing him to put down women or telling him to grope every woman he meets

Jessj958 19

I think it's hilarious. My 3 year old son has done the same thing to me. I told him it's not appropriate, but I couldn't help but laugh when he did it.

I agree #18. That was inappropriate, and not cute or funny.

#18 This has nothing to do with treating women as objects. Your a complete idiot if you think this 4 yr old kid has any clue what objectifying women is. It's wrong yes. But at the same time it's funny cause he is so innocent he doesn't know the 'norms' of today's society... All in all your over reacting

Are you and #18 mentally challenged or jut retarded

Now go tell him to squeeze Daddy's balls!!!

blazerman_fml 17
kingdomgirl94 29

Eh... there's a difference between genitalia and breasts... twenty bucks says three years ago the kiddo had his mouth on the boobs, where as groping daddy's balls is just a road to sexual abuse accusations...

meli1195 31

Breasts and balls are both private areas and both should not be touched unless given permission to do so, and can both lead to sexual abuse accusations if touched

Ya, as funny as this is now. I bet they're going to get a call from a teacher some day soon saying he's groping either his teachers breasts or the girls in his class' breasts. Not a smart move on dad's part because if op's child is told it's funny now, then he'll do it again to get a laugh out of people.

calm down 50. its just fun. and if the mom put it on fml, im sure she didnt find it funny.

Next FML should be: Today, my four year old son punched me in the balls and said, "this is what mommy told me to do"

Looks like it was in moderation, "Today my son pinched my balls because mommy told me to"

I actually did see it in moderation! Probably some troll. ?

Probably, not sure why I'm getting down voted about it, why I would lie about it I'm not sure.

Hm, i wonder what peoples response would be if it was a 4 year old girl groping her dad.

Reading upto this point I'd say pretty much the same except they'll replace "daddy" with "mommy"?

11 you have too much faith in FML commenters. It'd obviously be- "what a sicko letting his daughter do that" and "omg gross someone call CPS; pedo alert." Then you'd have a small percentage who make incest and pedophile jokes that get buried. Finally a few wouldn't see an issue with it; or would wonder if he stopper her and why the mom would tell her something like that in the first place.

Eh I just read #10 post for the 2nd time now and meh this is embarrassing. True it would be alot more different

Oh yes the double standards are strong in the FML community