My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
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Chucks719 4
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But did you say yes?

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Lavelle1313 11

That blows

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Chucks719 4
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But did you say yes?

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slingerslasher 24
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the butterflies spoke for themselves

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BigLatchZatch 14
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In her own special way... *pfft*

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Algorithm 24
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I hope she did. It'd definitely be a unique "how we met" story to tell their kids if they ended up together for the long haul.

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kenyrabit 25
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"But"...Hehe, no pun intended.

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Lavelle1313 11

That blows

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Tuffmuffin 10
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Was that a pun?

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Lavelle1313 11

Was it?

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zdane 9
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I guess we'll never know

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MarshalR 11
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No spoilers guys, we gotta solve this mystery on our own!

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ob81 8
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If he still takes you out, you have a keeper. Cheer up op.

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flufee2 27
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This is how you get closer to someone quick lol

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RedPillSucks 31

Usually, farting drives them away

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shay_serendipity 29
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*blows them away

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tammywalker45 7
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Aww it's okay!! It's NATURAL! Happens all the time to me ;)

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amisenho 11
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You always fart when you meet a potential date? Or are you just saying that you fart all the time?

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_parth 20
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His trick still worked.

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keifman7 17
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But the big thing is, did he still want to go out with you?

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zdane 9
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Or maybe, u just ate a butterfly before he talked to u so u did actually had a butterfly in ur stomach...which eventually got digested and caused the bowel sickness.......

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cryssycakesx3 22

my sympathies for that seizure you just had, 8.

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zdane 9
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My sympathies with you for trying to be the sensible one on FML website... Maybe your compensating for being a blonde..

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Corey122726 17
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I wouldn't say seizure..... More along the lines of just talking out of his ass.

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zdane 9
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Wow, it's not like other comments are any better....

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angeluv_2014 22
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@31 I love when someone's picture matches their comment perfectly ^-^

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okay33 12
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That's toot-ally awful!

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anormalperson 25

Same goes for your comment...

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PenguinBitch 43
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You didn't blew him away.

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marcranger 28
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Guess you really took his breath away, OP.

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