My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 835
You deserved it 5 272

Same thing different taste


I hope she did. It'd definitely be a unique "how we met" story to tell their kids if they ended up together for the long haul.

If he still takes you out, you have a keeper. Cheer up op.

Aww it's okay!! It's NATURAL! Happens all the time to me ;)

You always fart when you meet a potential date? Or are you just saying that you fart all the time?

But the big thing is, did he still want to go out with you?

Or maybe, u just ate a butterfly before he talked to u so u did actually had a butterfly in ur stomach...which eventually got digested and caused the bowel sickness.......

cryssycakesx3 22

my sympathies for that seizure you just had, 8.

My sympathies with you for trying to be the sensible one on FML website... Maybe your compensating for being a blonde..

I wouldn't say seizure..... More along the lines of just talking out of his ass.

Wow, it's not like other comments are any better....

@31 I love when someone's picture matches their comment perfectly ^-^

Guess you really took his breath away, OP.