My body hates me

By HappilyNeverAfter - 18/09/2014 03:14 - Canada - Port Perry

Today, a guy asked me out, and I felt butterflies in my stomach. I soon realized that it wasn't butterflies, but an unexpected bowel movement. I stood there awkwardly, looking him in the eyes, then farted hard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 818
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But did you say yes?

Lavelle1313 11

That blows


But did you say yes?

the butterflies spoke for themselves

In her own special way... *pfft*

I hope she did. It'd definitely be a unique "how we met" story to tell their kids if they ended up together for the long haul.

"But"...Hehe, no pun intended.

Lavelle1313 11

That blows

Was that a pun?

Lavelle1313 11

Was it?

I guess we'll never know

No spoilers guys, we gotta solve this mystery on our own!

If he still takes you out, you have a keeper. Cheer up op.

This is how you get closer to someone quick lol

RedPillSucks 31

Usually, farting drives them away

*blows them away

Aww it's okay!! It's NATURAL! Happens all the time to me ;)

You always fart when you meet a potential date? Or are you just saying that you fart all the time?

His trick still worked.

But the big thing is, did he still want to go out with you?

Or maybe, u just ate a butterfly before he talked to u so u did actually had a butterfly in ur stomach...which eventually got digested and caused the bowel sickness.......

cryssycakesx3 22

my sympathies for that seizure you just had, 8.

My sympathies with you for trying to be the sensible one on FML website... Maybe your compensating for being a blonde..

I wouldn't say seizure..... More along the lines of just talking out of his ass.

Wow, it's not like other comments are any better....

@31 I love when someone's picture matches their comment perfectly ^-^

That's toot-ally awful!

anormalperson 25

Same goes for your comment...

You didn't blew him away.

Guess you really took his breath away, OP.