FML : Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which...

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

blazon_paradox Say more :

In the area I live and work it's very possible that a stray cat will be less than healthy. And as I own two cats I also don't want to carry fleas or ticks home to them. Also, and mostly this I think, I don't want to be attacked by a rabid animal- Adorable kitten or otherwise.

By blazon_paradox - / Wednesday 17 September 2014 03:18 / United States - Dearborn

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By Welshite | 39

#6067170 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 16:27

Pepé Le Pew doesn't like his romantic nights interrupted.

By blazon_paradox | 23

#6067272 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 18:44

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By LebanonBaby | 24

#6067169 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 16:27

That stinks.. Literally

alaen23 | 23

#6067282 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 19:20

Though you try and come up with cute idiotic puns, people here will eat it up and poop it out into negative stuff so quickly you will be terrified.

domking1315 | 20

#6067292 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 19:33

No thats just so over used on this site

weveallbeenthere | 30

#6067420 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 21:34

it is overused but I still liked it. but it's not as bad as " that's shitty" every time someone mentions poop.

By Welshite | 39

#6067170 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 16:27

Pepé Le Pew doesn't like his romantic nights interrupted.

MrSassypants | 31

#6067210 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 17:10

There's a question being asked trying to figure out whether cats or skunks are better at sex? Oh, Internet, you never fail to surprise.

Ray_of_midnight | 22

#6067254 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 18:25

Pepe is always confusing cats and skunks, to the distress of the cats who are the objects of his affection.

MrSassypants | 31

#6067448 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 22:37

Oh, then I apologize to #6 for my unnecessary sass.

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6067607 - Thursday 18 September 2014 3:01

Did that need to be explained? Is there someone here who has never seen Looney Tunes?

By mld4657 | 28

#6067173 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 16:29

looks like a smelly situation all around because you probably would of gotten sprayed regardless. sorry op

By adamzki1999 | 16

#6067184 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 16:40

Reported

By Chibi_Kitten | 24

#6067186 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 16:43

You might want to go buy a lot of tomatoes. I hear that juiced tomatoes work like a charm for skunk odor.

karly55 | 12

#6067381 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 20:46

They don't. Trust me. I've tried.

By weirdly_cute | 11

#6067188 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 16:45

Skunks are often mistaken for cats but you figure that out when it's to late sadly. Bathe in tomato juice it's supposed to help with the odor

Godsofdracos | 15

#6067231 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 17:44

Unless they make a tomato juice car wash don't think that'll help :(

sempisaviour | 17

#6067281 - Wednesday 17 September 2014 19:19

#23 That was perfect.

chinaski7628 | 32

#6067619 - Thursday 18 September 2014 3:25

Tomato juice did not help at all when my dog and I got sprayed. It might work if there's been minimum and indirect exposure, but not direct contact.

Godsofdracos | 15

#6069187 - Friday 19 September 2014 22:25

It works if you take a bath in it and let it soak in a bit, you have to give it time to remove the particles that cause the smell. Just rubbing it on it won't work.