By blazon_paradox - 17/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I tried to scare what I thought was a stray cat away from my friend's car in our work parking garage by hitting the panic button on his keys, which did, indeed, make the creature panic. That's when I learned it was not a cat. It was a skunk. FML
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blazon_paradox 23

In the area I live and work it's very possible that a stray cat will be less than healthy. And as I own two cats I also don't want to carry fleas or ticks home to them. Also, and mostly this I think, I don't want to be attacked by a rabid animal- Adorable kitten or otherwise.

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Welshite 39

Pepé Le Pew doesn't like his romantic nights interrupted.

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MrSassypants 33

There's a question being asked trying to figure out whether cats or skunks are better at sex? Oh, Internet, you never fail to surprise.

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Comments

alaen23 23

Though you try and come up with cute idiotic puns, people here will eat it up and poop it out into negative stuff so quickly you will be terrified.

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weveallbeenthere 30

it is overused but I still liked it. but it's not as bad as " that's shitty" every time someone mentions poop.

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Welshite 39

Pepé Le Pew doesn't like his romantic nights interrupted.

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MrSassypants 33

There's a question being asked trying to figure out whether cats or skunks are better at sex? Oh, Internet, you never fail to surprise.

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Pepe is always confusing cats and skunks, to the distress of the cats who are the objects of his affection.

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MrSassypants 33

Oh, then I apologize to #6 for my unnecessary sass.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Did that need to be explained? Is there someone here who has never seen Looney Tunes?

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mld4657 28

looks like a smelly situation all around because you probably would of gotten sprayed regardless. sorry op

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Chibi_Kitten 24

You might want to go buy a lot of tomatoes. I hear that juiced tomatoes work like a charm for skunk odor.

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weirdly_cute 11

Skunks are often mistaken for cats but you figure that out when it's to late sadly. Bathe in tomato juice it's supposed to help with the odor

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Godsofdracos 15

Unless they make a tomato juice car wash don't think that'll help :(

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sempisaviour 17

#23 That was perfect.

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chinaski7628 32

Tomato juice did not help at all when my dog and I got sprayed. It might work if there's been minimum and indirect exposure, but not direct contact.

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Godsofdracos 15

It works if you take a bath in it and let it soak in a bit, you have to give it time to remove the particles that cause the smell. Just rubbing it on it won't work.

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paramor3 23

That remote from the movie Click would have been so handy. Where's Adam Sandler's number when ya need it....

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HeadlessSparrow 20

I'm sure you panicked after you realized it was a skunk!

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