Yes, teach your children that taking initiative and tidying up without being asked will lead to an immediate violent response. Perfect. Idiot.

I'm pretty sure it was sarcasm.

I'm pretty sure it was not.

Why wouldn't it be sarcasm?

It may have been a joke, but it definitely wasn't sarcasm.

It was sarcasm.

You need a lesson on sarcasm. Or better yet stop using it.

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I feel you. coffee is a serious thing.

Are you as incompetent as you sound #1? Why would you slap a CHILD? Isn't child abuse against the law? Sure, he messed up, but how is coffee a big deal in the long run? OP will live.

I missed the part where the story had a violent response...what was it exactly?

#2 and #3 Uhh, yeah but he really should've asked first.

Yes, curse him for his sense of responsibility.

PURGE THE BOY

I agree, you may have lost a cup of coffee but your son shows that he's at the very least willing to help out around the house. I'd say thats a win, even if the cost is your cup of coffee.

It's not just any old coffee, it's the last of its kind and the OP will never be able to enjoy its pleasant aroma ever again. *sniff*

to grab the muffin

It's her house so she can.

The muffins were probably sitting there? Duh.

His****** thank you.

Yes! There's a Starbucks at the college I go to, and they're always running out of the "pumpkin spice" flavor.

Actually it IS his fault.