By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 15:30 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I went with a couple of my friends to see a friend who's fallen very ill. Her dad walked in with a gun and demanded to know which of us had gotten his daughter pregnant. By the time I realized it was a joke, I'd already pissed myself. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 532
You deserved it 5 259
Summer: Sun, Sea and Blunders
Summer anecdotes where the sun shines... and blunders are never far away! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

alex_622 22

OP, did you have a reason to be that scared?

359 8

Comments

alex_622 22

OP, did you have a reason to be that scared?

359 8
LOTRspartan 14

Even if he was responsible or not, seeing a man burst in with a gun would scare almost anyone.

196 6
noah_1234 24

this is literally one of the funniest FML's i have seen...easy hall of famer

69 10
drunkmunkey 24

"I'm sorry I took your daughters virginity, I promise it won't happen again"

200 2
DarkStorm2Bad 14

I'd say a bloke threatening someone with a gun qualifies as enough reason.

12 0
audreyfml1994 15

Well, at least you know that your natural reaction is to choose flight over fight.

104 4
Soloman212 28

In what strange world is podding yourself a method of flight? If anything, it's a front at the dad. He's boldly marking his territory.

50 7
IloveToLaugh143 21

Flight over fight, piss over diss. Same thing.

2 0
fuckercakes 21

Seems like a bad time to be joking like that when his daughter is very ill, sorry OP.

85 10
uglyheadedbitch 20

That's what I was thinking. She's obviously in pain at that moment, why play a dumb joke?

33 4
Zebediabolical 39

If laughter is the best medicine lets fire all the doctors and replace them with much cheaper clowns.

34 2
the_zero_article 15

We're aiming for laughter, not complete terror

22 0
dezire43 7

i was thinking that the whole thing was a joke and she wasn't sick? i could be wrong though

1 3
Garrison21 11

Wrap it before you tap it, never fails....Most of the time haha

69 2
ahippienamedrae 10

"never risk it, wrap your biscuit"

29 2
gjikvtj 18

Don't be a ________, wrap your trigger!

0 0
CoGhostRider 31

Don't be a fool cover your tool. What did the penis say to the condom?......... Cover me I'm going in!

21 1
larrena2377 26

Wrap it in latex or she'll get your paychecks.

23 1
Lizardgirl 7

It's not a party without a balloon

5 10
varutha 16

I'll never understand the sense of humor that some people have..

21 24
onlychildFTW 33

Because there's more then 1 type of humour on FML? Just a guess.

12 2
Khaleesi_26 30

That's just to scare you off. All fathers are protective of their little daughters. Sucks about your pants though OP.

6 29