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Aaaaand you being the quick thinker you are turned around and went back to help?
Pulled her up by her pants - accidentally giving her such a severe wedgie that she went cross-eyed...
The horse is strong with this one....
That sounds like it would be from a romantic comedy!
Huh? Horses don't have horns. If they do have one then they're called unicorns or rhinocerous. Two theyre called mrs cows or mr cows. 3 horns are triceratops. 4 or more theyre just deer. Or moose.
38- uhhhhh? The only thing I can think of was that you thought OP was on a horse too? He was driving... Just thought I'd let ya know
38- Horses might not have horns, but cars do.
Also @38. Some rhinos have 2 horns.
38: deer have antlers. Not horns.
38 actually technically horse can have horns cuz if you use a saddle the part you hold on to is called a horn js. But still wtf are you talking about?
Poor 38... Tried to make a joke and nobody gets it. That's the worst kind of joke.
101 - NO WHERE in the FML mentions that he was riding a car. But honestly, is it not obvious enough? "side of the road" "honked my horn"
38- I don't know whether to laugh, cry, or pray for you. Try reading the FML again..?
@ 119 unless you're barrel racing, in which case, you'll be flung off if you don't hold on. Also, if your horse is bucking, it doesn't really matter whether its the proper technique to hold onto the horn, you're just going to grab whatever stable surface you can.
Perhaps he sped away hoping she hit her head and wouldn't remember what happened!
27- screw his chance with her, how about simply being a decent human being. does that work for you?
Hey, things like that doesn't ruin his chances 27. Once, my now boyfriend threw a bottle filled with Pepsi and it hit me right on the lip, which made is swollen and bruised. I still became is girlfriend and now it's a funny story I say to embarrass him. Maybe this can be their story? :) kinda painful one though.
You could say... His chances are bucked.
They ran off with the horse.
Punny
I really hope you stopped to help her! That's awful! I hope she's ok :(
If she was riding on the side of the road do you think she should of known her horse had to be used to cars before she went out?
Her fault for not wearing her safety belt.
Every down-vote is another person who doesn't wear their safety belt while riding their horse.
Really? I was sure it was what I said.
Nope. Lol! *stomps on the down vote button*
duh it was joke.
"Honk Honk" This is the text message my crush was reading when she crashed her her horse...
Lol the image of a crashed horse gave me a fit of giggles.
39-Reading your comment made me think about how that would look and made me laugh
When Mordor catches wind of this new strategy, the Rohirrim are screwed.
90- but there are some of the commercials where the driver was responding and that screen is still up on the phone when the police find it.
Ring her up apologize and ask to take her out to a fancy restaurant to make it up to her. This could be 'that funny story' you both end up telling your grand kids. Good luck.
Did you stop to make sure she was okay? If not then ydi that she'll probably never feel the same way about you.
Oh jeez I hope she's alright. Make it up to her with a full body massage. ;)
full body massage sounds good dont it ;)
When life gives you lemons give her a full massage to make everything okay. Heh have to take opportunities as they come op.
This doesn't sound entirely realistic... It's his crush for forever, so I doubt he's the, "Hi, sorry, full body massage?" type.
Who wouldn't want a free full body massage? That's an offer too good to pass up!
"today I was riding my horse and minding my own business when this guu who liked me passed by.I waved at him and he honked in return,causing me to be thrown off my horse and suffer a fractured vertabrae,he didn't even help...fxcker.FML (this went better as an idea,I get the feeling it was boring...fxck this)
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Aaaaand you being the quick thinker you are turned around and went back to help?
"Honk Honk" This is the text message my crush was reading when she crashed her her horse...