By greatstartto2010 - 03/01/2010 00:35 - United Kingdom
The Top
By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States
Morning routine
By doh - 10/01/2009 05:39 - United Kingdom
Get it on
By Anonymous - 21/04/2016 20:28 - United States - Fremont
By sendhelp - 03/08/2015 05:31 - United States - Provo
The office, but worse
By officeditz - 04/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Saint Petersburg
By Bruised - 07/03/2010 06:09 - Canada
Perpexel tells us more.
By insomniacap - 30/12/2014 23:47 - United States - Stratford
Dude, gross!
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States
By okay - 22/07/2015 04:58 - United States - Woodstock
By FMLintheanus - 27/05/2015 04:29 - United States - Crown Point
FMLintheanus tells us more.
My dog is actually a female and I got her a muzzle this morning so that when she misbehaves she can be disciplined. haha but that would be an amazing idea if my dog were a male!
By Gangnam - 16/11/2012 15:52 - Sweden - Bromma
By J.O.S - 21/03/2012 21:06 - United States - Philadelphia
By tiredeolfatty - 21/09/2012 02:40 - Canada - Calgary
By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 05/11/2010 05:05 - United States
Pleasant
By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie
By Diana - 13/08/2010 01:06 - United States
By Ms. Heartless - 16/12/2011 00:37 - United States
By DietKelp - 23/10/2015 10:30 - United States
Bugging out
By Jordan - 02/04/2015 19:58 - Jordan - Amman
By ramis182 - 27/03/2012 00:17 - United States - Federal Way
By anonymous - 01/04/2012 18:38 - United States
By Penkkis - 13/09/2011 06:11 - Finland
By Luke - 05/08/2010 17:00 - United Kingdom
By AngryLittleMan - 23/04/2012 03:00 - United States
By fml_seriouslyfml - 07/06/2009 01:11 - United States
By fuckoffgramps - 24/01/2016 17:10 - United States - New Freedom
Sex work is real work
By thatssickkk - 17/02/2010 06:40 - United States
By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 00:33 - United States
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Holy crap! you guys came up with crazy ideas. The truck driver drove VERY close to me to scare me and then he honked his horn which made me jump and smack into the side of the truck. i was NOT raped or hit by the truck. hope that clears up some things