By TheNaturalOrderofThingsSucks - 11/09/2012 03:13 - United States - Seattle
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Fuckoff-zoned
24, you realize you called the girl a bitch, then told OP not to worry, theres plenty of bitches out there? Were you actually trying to say "don't worry, if it wasn't her, it woulda been some other bitch breaking your heart"? I wonder if it was really a "friend" and not a "oh shit, I don't mean that" moment. If it WAS the friend..... *wink wink, nudge nudge*
The time says 2:11 for me. O_o
No actually it was wrote on 9/11 at 2:11am
Just how long did you know this girl and how persistent were you? If you were a good friend and you really did love her, FYL. If you were just after her for her looks, YDI.
I'm thinking ydi; if she was the shiz, i think he would've been more like "the love of my life", IMO.
You didn't know her well enough to know if you're talking to her?
It's not like he was video chatting or analyzing her behavior. I could say I'm Dr.Science and I'm actually not. It's easy to play yourself off as someone when you're logged into their account. Also she could be anywhere between 15-19 so her writing along with her friends may go a little like "lol hey
Cool beans, You don't get a medal for coming 4th.
Okay. Instead of "pouring your heart out" and potentially looking like an obsessive maniac, why not just say something along the lines of "I like you, let's go out"? Unless you have been dating it is so inappropriate to gush about your romantic feelings to someone who most likely does not feel the same way. More often than not you end up making the other person uncomfortable and you look strange.
I don't understand why some guys these days feel the first thing they need to do is pour their hearts out. If this advice is of importance, take it slow try to never rush it.
36- "ladies, contain yourselves"
then girls bitch about how guys "don't open up enough" you want open and romantic or not? make up your damn minds
At least her friend likes you? Unless she was just trolling.
OP didnt want to date the friend who returned his feelings. He wanted to date the one who told him to **** off.
Yeah, not a great idea to begin with.
Well, that escalated quickly. She ought to have said it with more... Tact "lyk, oh-my-gosh. Im lyk soo srry, but mag freund was lyk on my Facebook, so that wasn't me" Note how I typed it like that. She's a cold shallow bitch who has a facade of being a nice girl.
10, I would have thumbed your comment up if you hadn't pointed out how you spelled the girls response. It would've been clever otherwise.
How do you know she has the facade of being a nice girl? It never said that...
Well, uh, look on the bright side! At least she said "Thanks"?
I think the "thanks" was in response to that OP will leave her alone. It's funny how people say "thanks" before you do them a favor, and when you don't do said favor, they immediately get angry and start blaming you. It's like the word "thanks" means that the person is obligated to do whatever the person (who said "thanks") asks.
Yup, she gave OP to respond with "You're welcome, bitch."
Your chances of success were limited from the start by confessing your 'love' online, but obviously the kind of girl she is, is not who you want to be with!
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Fuckoff-zoned
Okay. Instead of "pouring your heart out" and potentially looking like an obsessive maniac, why not just say something along the lines of "I like you, let's go out"? Unless you have been dating it is so inappropriate to gush about your romantic feelings to someone who most likely does not feel the same way. More often than not you end up making the other person uncomfortable and you look strange.