Today, I had a dream about a giant spider crawling around in my mouth. I woke up to find that dreams sometimes do come true. FML
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LoverWordsFood
| 27
Nope, Nope, Nope and No Fucking Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*
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DeathofCareBear
| 21
Isn't that touching...
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DeathofCareBear
| 21
Isn't that touching...
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gte225
| 11
Nope.
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tantanpanda
| 26
Cinderella would be proud!
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extrasnipes
| 22
A little too touchy mostly on the spiders part
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Wakachulak
| 22
According to scientists (whom I believe more than internet attention whores, though that's just me being weird), spiders do not crawl into peoples mouth while they sleep. So I have no choice but to call OP a liar.
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5secondsofvvifi
| 21
So touching, I now don't want to go to sleep. It's like 3am though and I kind of have to. Perfect
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SolarLunix
| 21
Pretty sure my husband would've died of an anxiety and heart attack!
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sonniccub
| 7
wouldn't we all?
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asspole
| 16
Nope.
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theusediscool
| 26
NOPE! GOTTA SET THE ROOM ON FIRE NOW!!
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mswhatever
| 18
More like mouth on fire...
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ProfessorMctitie
| 20
more like setting yourself on fire
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asspole
| 16
Come on, spiders are adorable.
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Naggie_May23
| 6
What's burning your room/the house down going to accomplish? Every time I read an FML about spiders, everyone screams, "Burn the house down!" or some variation thereof. You can't get rid of spiders no matter what you do. And as scary as they are, we need them to get rid of the flies and the mosquitoes.
Plus, I hear mint oil is a better, non-fire way of getting rid of those sons of bitches.
Plus, I hear mint oil is a better, non-fire way of getting rid of those sons of bitches.
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olpally
| 32
Kill it with fire!!!
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tgodluke
| 17
That's horrible, sorry you had to go through that!
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LoverWordsFood
| 27
Nope, Nope, Nope and No Fucking Way. Strong mouthwash and some kind of brush to scrub out the...feeling. *shudders*
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leafeon523
| 20
To all the "kill it with fire!" Comments, remember that the spider is IN HER MOUTH. That would not end well.
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SolarLunix
| 21
Kill it with hot sauce!
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Malecent
| 13
Its a "he"
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okokalright
| 15
If i woke up to a spider in my mouth, my soul would leave my body
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stingray112
| 24
Yeah we know what's the problem?
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skippydoda
| 32
Did you burn down your house? Because that's what you should have done.
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llamingo
| 8
Lol that was really funny
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DamnBailie
| 23
Reading this made my skin crawl..
i feel so bad for you.
i would have cried real jesus tears.
i feel so bad for you.
i would have cried real jesus tears.
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lexcpooh
| 11
Lol what are "real Jesus tears"?
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DamnBailie
| 23
Authentic holy tears #11 .
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pokysmalls
| 14
tears that are blessed by the pope and used in exorcisms are real jesus tears...
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AddictGamer
| 16
You get real Jesus tears by burning the hell out of them.
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nolanugget
| 6
All aboard the nope train.
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
I'll take one 'noway' ticket please
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QuaDECH
| 13
I'll take a ticket to Fuckthatville.