By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML
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null_fml 11
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YDI for standing up to pee?

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CallMeHush 0
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Well you have a pretty big dick for a woman.

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null_fml 11
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YDI for standing up to pee?

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AnalProbe 0
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Wow, I'm transgendered and still no one makes that mistake with me. Must be UGLY!

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Scubadiver172001 0

gross

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michaelscot23 0

ewww transgenders are freaks

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ahti546 11
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She's a little girl; give her a break. She probably didn't even get a good look at you since she slammed the door right away.

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CallMeHush 0
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Well you have a pretty big dick for a woman.

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tj888 0

r u pretty hairy then?

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amberbby69 6

maybe she confused your boobs for balls?

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anonymous595 0
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hahahaha I love dis app everyones so funny really makes me laugh !!..thank uz:-D

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Danzergirl1 0
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Well u said she slamed the door relle fast, so did u relle think she had time to figure if it was a dude or a chick??

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BeeSkwaird 0
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"Today, someone walked in on me goin' tinkle, but didn't give more than a cursory glance at my exposed body. FML."

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jair_lhao 0
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maybe she tough you were a obese man with a very small dick, and all the fat hid it.....eww

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TheSpoof 0
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a obese man?

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me5 0
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I imagine the face you were making

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CHEESYBIGMAC 0
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YDI for using a port-o-potty

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amberbby69 6

AND for forgetting to lock the door.

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plasticspoons 0
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Hahahaha. sucks to be you, you have my sympathies!

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lettertjes 0
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Young children (up to five or six years old) aren't good in seeing if someone is a man or a woman. They can't just recognize it but have to make assumptions based on hair length, clothing and stuff like that. She could just have thought you were a man because you have short hair or something. My boyfriend has long hair and a beard and that's VERY confusing for young children.

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The_Great_Zucchi 15
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It's also a language development thing. Even if they know the gender they may still get the words denoting gender wrong every once in a while.

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