Miscellaneous: Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park,...

By crappy_day - 09/01/2010 02:09 - United States

Today, as I went to the bathroom in a port-a-potty at a park, I forgot to lock the door. A little girl opens the door and then slams it right away. As she walked away I heard her say "no, there's a man in there". I'm a woman. FML

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By shyshy96679 - 20/06/2011 22:42 - United States

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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By slashteddy - 09/09/2009 23:30 - United States

Today, at work, I was on my break when I had to use the bathroom. I was on the toilet taking a dump when the door latch loosened and the door swung open. The little girl standing there took one look and screamed. Security busted in. My pants were still down. FML

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By please knock - 13/09/2016 23:26 - United States - Needham

Today, I went in the one-person bathroom at work to pee. Next thing I know, a woman forced the locked door open and walked in on me, because she didn't believe another person who said, "I think someone is in there." I'm reluctant to use that bathroom in the future. FML

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By angie24w - 07/08/2018 23:30

Today, I had no choice but to use a porta potty. I was happy to get a clean one. I wasn't happy when a young child tried opening the door and used enough force to break the lock, showing me sitting on the toilet to the world. FML

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By ReineXre - 15/06/2016 00:00

Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML

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Road rage

By ari - 27/07/2019 20:00

Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML

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By rabid_otaku - 20/09/2014 23:39 - United States - Sycamore

Today, I had to stop at a gas station to go to the bathroom. A sign on the door told people to knock since the door didn't lock. As I was peeing, a lady walked in on me. Rather than simply saying sorry and shutting the damn door, she opened it wider and stepped in to apologize. FML

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By Username - 29/05/2014 14:14 - United States

Today, as I was using the public restroom in the mall, someone decided to slam the stall door next to mine. This resulted in my stall door opening while I was still on the toilet. The door was too far for me to reach. FML

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Not a people person

By Just me - 13/10/2024 22:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I walked into a public toilet and I opened a stall door, only to discover someone who had forgotten to lock the door sitting on the can. Instead of saying "Sorry," I panicked and said, "Nice shoes!" I then had to wait until they left because I was too embarrassed to face them. FML

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By a manly woman? - 09/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, a girl entered the public washroom I was washing my hands in. When she saw me, she stopped dead in her tracks. I then saw her go to the door to make sure she was actually in the girl's washroom. FML

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null_fml 11

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:38

YDI for standing up to pee?

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:41

Well you have a pretty big dick for a woman.

Comments

null_fml 11

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:38

YDI for standing up to pee?

Zer0_Zer0 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 12:41

WIN

AnalProbe 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 1:31

Wow, I'm transgendered and still no one makes that mistake with me. Must be UGLY!

Scubadiver172001 0

Tuesday 2 February 2010 17:11

gross

michaelscot23 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 23:37

ewww transgenders are freaks

ahti546 11

Sunday 12 February 2012 7:37

She's a little girl; give her a break. She probably didn't even get a good look at you since she slammed the door right away.

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:41

Well you have a pretty big dick for a woman.

tj888 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:45

r u pretty hairy then?

amberbby69 6

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:47

maybe she confused your boobs for balls?

ZleveL 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 7:04

?!? XD

anonymous595 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 11:20

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Danzergirl1 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:48

Well u said she slamed the door relle fast, so did u relle think she had time to figure if it was a dude or a chick??

BeeSkwaird 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 13:34

"Today, someone walked in on me goin' tinkle, but didn't give more than a cursory glance at my exposed body. FML."

jair_lhao 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:48

maybe she tough you were a obese man with a very small dick, and all the fat hid it.....eww

TheSpoof 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 22:13

a obese man?

me5 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:50

I imagine the face you were making

CHEESYBIGMAC 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:56

YDI for using a port-o-potty

amberbby69 6

Saturday 9 January 2010 9:57

AND for forgetting to lock the door.

plasticspoons 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:00

Hahahaha. sucks to be you, you have my sympathies!

lettertjes 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 10:19

Young children (up to five or six years old) aren't good in seeing if someone is a man or a woman. They can't just recognize it but have to make assumptions based on hair length, clothing and stuff like that. She could just have thought you were a man because you have short hair or something. My boyfriend has long hair and a beard and that's VERY confusing for young children.