By Diana - United States
Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
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  imaginaryvoice  |  18

Well, at least you don't have to worry about your three year old tripping on their shoe, and falling head first down every step. Then ending up getting 5 stitches in their head.

  moofin123456  |  0

Your child is going to be physiologically scarred by stairs for the rest of his life...
he'll be in a therapy session and be like "I don't know why...but when I get near's like some deep down inner fear..*breaks down crying*"
I can see it now. they'll make a movie on it. after the novel of course.

  mebecatie  |  0

wowwwww lmfao @17 ahahahaha and wow OP that sucks ahaha but look on the brightside.. if he isn't n e where near the stairs he can't fall down the stairs lol(;

  zZsleeperrZz  |  0

I can picture it...
" see sweetie it perfectly safe. you will never ever get hur-"
-tumbles and falls-
"shit. shit shit shit shitt!!!!!!"
-kid runs away screamingg-

By  Trollz4daLULZ  |  1

YDI for having a deck.

YDI for having a house.

YDI for wearing shoes.

YDI for having stairs without the protection of Pusher Robot (but Shover Robot is malfunctioning).

YDI for having a head to fall down first.