By Diana - 13/08/2010 01:06 - United States

Today, I was showing my three year-old that going down the deck steps are perfectly safe. At the top, I tripped on my shoe and fell head first down every step. I now have five stitches and a three year old who won't go anywhere near the deck. FML
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imaginaryvoice 18

Well, at least you don't have to worry about your three year old tripping on their shoe, and falling head first down every step. Then ending up getting 5 stitches in their head.

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moofin123456 0

Your child is going to be physiologically scarred by stairs for the rest of his life... he'll be in a therapy session and be like "I don't know why...but when I get near stairs...it's like some deep down inner fear..*breaks down crying*" I can see it now. they'll make a movie on it. after the novel of course.

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Brittney_E 0

that's why they invented escalators, elevators, and ramps. mhm mhm. true story.

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imaginaryvoice 18

And besides, why the **** would you have an elevator or escalator attached to your deck?

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quent10 0

it's funny because that stuff is only supposed to happen in cartoons

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mebecatie 0

wowwwww lmfao @17 ahahahaha and wow OP that sucks ahaha but look on the brightside.. if he isn't n e where near the stairs he can't fall down the stairs lol(;

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zZsleeperrZz 0

I can picture it... " see sweetie it perfectly safe. you will never ever get hur-" -tumbles and falls- "shit. shit shit shit shitt!!!!!!" -kid runs away screamingg-

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troubleinharlem 0

it's also for helping people who have various handicaps, @25. which is definitely not the cause of obesity.

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th3b0ss 0

26 I was thinking the exact same thing

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

YDI for having a deck. YDI for having a house. YDI for wearing shoes. YDI for having stairs without the protection of Pusher Robot (but Shover Robot is malfunctioning). YDI for having a head to fall down first.

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LemonMan 0

I want to shoot #8 in the face. That is all.

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Brittney_E 0

oh yeah! trollz, i can lick my nose ^-^

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AngelsKiss 0

@ #8: Must you troll every single post?

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

#54- I try to, but I skip the occassional one. I'm as lazy as anyone else. YDI for reading.

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GROWNsimba 0

all I can say is bad parenting skills ;)

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OmgO_o 0

almao! FYL! hahah but gave me a laughhhh! XD

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Twigggy 0

i bet those were some very painful splinters

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