By anonymous - United States
  Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he said "I love you, baby." I told him to go deeper, but instead of doing so, he decided to completely kill the mood by stopping and saying it again in a Barry White type voice. FML
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  yanksby7  |  6

Yeah...OP has a boyfriend who loves her, has a sense of humor and is having sex with her. OP, you are a drama queen looking for a fight. Tell your boy to come talk to me when he's tired of your bs.

  iBanana  |  17

Maybe OP killed the mood by replying in a sloppy porn star phrase. I mean, it does sound sexy, but your boyfriend was displaying emotion; and no, not the deep kind.

  TheBonzaiGirl  |  0

No #98 it actually makes sense: -78 degrees
Hectaheit is the temperature that the element Thorium (Th) solidifies at. Since Thorium is found in cloudberries, which are white berries (a play on words of "Barry White"), your comment was obviously a well thought out and easily identifiable reference to the FML. Bravo, bravo

  Feared  |  9

I like his approach at a joke, but I would have done things differently. If you were to say go deeper, I would say deeper things rather than just "I love you".

By  Michaelsgirl04  |  9

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actually I'm not. I just don't like hearing details of other people's sex. forgive me

  _Oblivion_  |  12

Bitch, no one is gunna change how they do things just so you* are happy. Don't like it? Get off the site or just sit your ass in the corner with all the other people and just ignore it. Tmi, psh


jeez people. I'm 19. the 04 in my username isn't the year I was born. sorry it just rubbed me the wrong way. I'll keep my comments to myself next time. no need to call me a bitch. I apologize if I came off as one

  twisted_cherub  |  14

I find people who can laugh in bed awesome to be with. My boyfriend and I laugh sometimes. Sex is supposed to be two (or more, if you like that) people enjoying each other's bodies. There's no rule saying those people must be serious the whole time.

  MsBHaven  |  8

hear, hear! ..would prob 'alter' the moment for me.. but that unexpected response would def be worth it! lol.. have a giggle then carry on/start again. Definitely not a FML..

  perdix  |  29

#68, you may be right, but "Who's on First?" was way before my time, but my elders led me to it. I'm just passing the torch on this comedy gem.

  l0v3p4in  |  7

Barry White didn't kill the mood. OP's boyfriend stopping in the middle killed the mood, especially if he was going at her fast and she was about to hit the big O.