That's really sad...so much for self responsibility...

1. the 1970's called. they want you back.

That sounds like a real... *lowers sunglasses* pain in the app.

Yes, this FML is just a joke. Ha ha ha.

“I fear the day technology will surpass our human interaction. The world will have a generation of idiots.”

Ah damn..am I the only one who thought that quote was from Terminator? Haha.

Haha @bostongirl I think that day has already come, just take a look at all these "YOLOers" and all these so called grown men in love with my little pony. Shit just makes me sad for our children but to each his own you know

I would like your comment...but it has 69 likes. So I shall leave it.

Not necessarily true. Phone addicts are usually in their teens and 20's and those people usually text; sometimes we even send private pictures. I don't know about you but most of us have nosy parents or at least a nosy friend so a pass code is almost always needed.

46: it's really not very hard to unlock a locked iPod or iPhone. So if someone steals apple products regularly they will know how to unlock it though iTunes.

Left right left right up down right square circle triangle x. Old GTA VC money or weapons cheat. You're welcome.

It was the Contra code, wasn't it, #6?

No, I believe the Contra one was "Left Right Left Right Up Down Up Down Select Start"

red yellow blue, red red blue blue, red yellow blue. Rock band unlock all songs.

Please read the fml again.

7's comment, while not particularly clever, made sense with the FML.

I read it right. Shut up. It makes sense.

Didn't need to be rude.

#53, being rude for him is a necessity, it's what being an asshole is all about.

It's more like use common sense when thinking about what op is posting on fml for^^ thanks for calling me an asshole, appreciate that a ton. You don't know me and idk who the fuck you are. I'm not stooping to your level.

Ok fine, then you're just a condescending douche who can't see the humor in a light situation.

Dont you mean raising to our level, not stooping?

#69 no need for the thanks. Btw, you don't need to stoop to my level, you were already at that level when you called OP a dumbass. while I agree it was a ydi moment, it was still just a moment. don't be such a prick.

Olpally, I think you need to see a doctor about that stick jammed up your ass.

That comment reminded me of the bottle in ass fml.

A stick is not up my ass. I'm saying how I feel. Jesus. Stop being idiots. Lol. My god.

We are idiots? This all started with YOU being an idiot.

You mean death pockets

I instinctively read "death pockets" in Jim Gaffigan's singing voice.

Fluuush pocket

What othe purpose is there for a microwave?

gives another meaning to well done

gives another meaning to that smell will never come out.

"This popcorn is on fire" -Alicia Keys

It's over 9000!