there's always an up side! =D

Actually depending on the severity of the vomiting it can be harmful for the abs and surrounding muscles

Throwing up is also terrible for your teeth. I hope you're brushing them OP.

actually its bad to brush your teeth immediately after vomiting, stomach acid softens enamel, and the vigorous action from the tooth brush can cause more wear. rinse your mouth real well, and wait about an hour.

Sounds like exercise to the death... I seriously hope the symptoms let up pretty soon! Not just because of the discomfort, but uncontrollably losing fluids from both ends, with no opportunity to rehydrate, sounds like it could end in hospitalization or death. I hope OP lost the symptoms or got help before any serious harm could occur.

Lots of laxatives and old Chinese food.

Laxatives and ipacack(spelling?).

Ipecac. Since you asked. :)

It probably included those sugar free gummy bears from Amazon.

Salmonella maybe

I've seen so many fml's like this and always ask myself the same thing. Keep a bucket for vomit and the toilet for poopy

Your roommates low key tried to kill you, don't trust anything they give you. If it's that severe, you either pissed them off or they are just evil. Either way they need to leave or you'll be finding yourself in this situation again

You're not wrong on the for now front for I can see sever dehydration in the future for OP