By sendhelp - 03/08/2015 05:31 - United States - Provo

Today, my roommates decided to do some experimental baking. To be supportive, I tried one of their creations. I've been alternating between vomiting and diarrhea for the past hour. My jaw is sore from vomiting, and I can barely muster the energy to flush between "switching sides" anymore. FML
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Hold a bucket or trash can while sitting on the pot. And what the hell were they baking that had this effect?!

At least vomiting works the abs. Think of it as a failed way to exercise.

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At least vomiting works the abs. Think of it as a failed way to exercise.

there's always an up side! =D

Actually depending on the severity of the vomiting it can be harmful for the abs and surrounding muscles

Throwing up is also terrible for your teeth. I hope you're brushing them OP.

actually its bad to brush your teeth immediately after vomiting, stomach acid softens enamel, and the vigorous action from the tooth brush can cause more wear. rinse your mouth real well, and wait about an hour.

Sounds like exercise to the death... I seriously hope the symptoms let up pretty soon! Not just because of the discomfort, but uncontrollably losing fluids from both ends, with no opportunity to rehydrate, sounds like it could end in hospitalization or death. I hope OP lost the symptoms or got help before any serious harm could occur.

What could they have possibly made to do this to you?

Lots of laxatives and old Chinese food.

Laxatives and ipacack(spelling?).

Ipecac. Since you asked. :)

It probably included those sugar free gummy bears from Amazon.

Salmonella maybe

Hold a bucket or trash can while sitting on the pot. And what the hell were they baking that had this effect?!

I've seen so many fml's like this and always ask myself the same thing. Keep a bucket for vomit and the toilet for poopy

That sounds horrible, hope you ger better Fyl

Your roommates low key tried to kill you, don't trust anything they give you. If it's that severe, you either pissed them off or they are just evil. Either way they need to leave or you'll be finding yourself in this situation again

Never trust beef, bacon, cheese cupcakes. Good in thought, bad in practice

How does baking go so terribly wrong?

What the hell were they baking? Go to the doctor OP. Maybe they poisoned you

Must have been working with some unstable herbs.

Are you sure they didn't try to poison you??

Atleast you're still alive right? ...... for now

You're not wrong on the for now front for I can see sever dehydration in the future for OP