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Not worth it

By Reebee - 27/09/2017 01:30

Today, I got off late from my bartending job, which is close to my house, but my boyfriend begged me to come to his place half an hour away. I decided the sex would be worth the drive. He was sound asleep. FML

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You deserved it 556

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2011 05:36 - Reserved

Today, my boyfriend called me as I was getting ready for bed and asked me to pick him up from the bar. Being a loving girlfriend I drive the 45 minutes; when I get there his friend informs me he left about 45 minutes ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 452

You deserved it 5 190

Promises, promises

By IHateMyLife - 06/04/2021 00:30

Today, my boyfriend promised me to cook dinner if I picked him up from work, almost 100 km and 2-hour drive. I did this even though I worked the night shift yesterday and had to today and normally have to sleep a lot. But no, after we got home, he fell asleep and was still sleeping and snoring when I had to go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 429

You deserved it 196

Quickie

By wasntworththedrive - 20/01/2010 06:43 - United States

Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and I was definitely interested, so I agreed. The drive to his house lasted longer than the actual sex. He lives less than five minutes away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 737

You deserved it 4 921

Quickie

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 15:00

Today, I walked to my boyfriend's house, which takes literally 2 minutes since we are also neighbours. He wanted sex straight away. The walk took longer than the sex, by over a full minute. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 033

You deserved it 207

By rained - 02/02/2009 05:44 - Hong Kong

Today, I drove an hour in a rainstorm to go see my boyfriend. Thirty minutes and a blow job later, he tells me he's going to meet some friends for dinner in half an hour then kicks me out of his house. It's still raining. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 498

You deserved it 7 720

By Anonymous - 15/12/2015 18:10 - Germany - Munich

Today, I had to work late. Due to delayed trains and a missed connection, it was almost midnight when I finally got home. When I walked into the bedroom, I found my girlfriend wearing sexy lingerie and fast asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 985

You deserved it 2 601

Gimme the D

By Anonymous - 07/02/2024 11:00 - United States - Citrus Heights

Today, I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend, but he kept falling asleep while I was giving him a handjob. Ugh, no sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 319

You deserved it 260

That was quick

By Anonymous - 09/09/2012 12:03 - United States - Altamonte Springs

Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 569

You deserved it 6 833

By BlueBallMcGee - 11/05/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce my wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 766

You deserved it 7 039

By onething - 08/07/2009 17:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up to come spend the night at his house, and on the way he started pulling over to get some condoms. I told him no need, I was on my period. He turned the car around and took me home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 895

You deserved it 17 946

crudeandrudeguy 29

Wednesday 27 September 2017 2:38

Wake his ass up!!! No ******* way do you let him not suffer with you. Lol

pjsr 32

Wednesday 27 September 2017 4:42

No guy I know minds being woken up for sex!

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Wednesday 27 September 2017 2:38

Wake his ass up!!! No ******* way do you let him not suffer with you. Lol

pjsr 32

Wednesday 27 September 2017 4:42

No guy I know minds being woken up for sex!

draghkar 18

Wednesday 27 September 2017 5:05

“Why’d you wake me up? For sex?” is something I can’t imagine ever saying. Unless he took an Ambien. Then it might get weird.

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 27 September 2017 6:34

Good thing you didn’t wake him up. For most guys, sex isn’t very important, but we highly value our sleep. A good night’s sleep makes us feel handsome and confident the next day, and that’s the most important thing. He probably begged you to come over, tuck him in, and leave him in peace.

Lobby_Bee 17

Wednesday 27 September 2017 7:28

With a little touching and a little kissing, you'll get them up. Both little guys.

EnvyMe33 26

Wednesday 27 September 2017 12:35

You need to take what's owed to you besides once you start going down on him he will wake up in no time. Also calm down people, you can't rape the willing...