FML : Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML

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Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Penkkis - / Tuesday 13 September 2011 06:11 / Finland

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By DocBastard | 38

#3283062 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:03

I have to hand it to you, that makes me want to give you the finger. Pathetic losers like you grate on me like nails on a chalkboard. Go somewhere warm and sunny with palm trees, find a cuticle guy, and have some fun! I'm not yelling though...think of this more as a slap on the wrist. Maybe you've left already since you know I'm right.

By Llamassss | 21

#3283045 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:01

Get a dog.

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By pondermuse | 5

#3282991 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:55

That's well creepy...

emilymelizabeth | 11

#3283020 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:58

thats really weird you should get a gf/bf.

opendoorclosed | 8

#3283208 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:36

You should have bought a plastic "horror vagina" in that case.

flamerocker | 9

#3283260 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:46

Forever alone...

ImFrackinBored | 13

#3283265 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:49

Go to the mall or something xD

sarapsosis | 1

#3283658 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:41

yeah go to the mall while holding the plastic hand! yeah! do thaaat! uh huh!!!

Georgieeporgiee | 9

#3284542 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 22:55

Oh god is it bad that I do that too put with one of those hands that hold jewellery:$:$

heilheather | 7

#3285636 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:53

Hold hands with yourself like
Wall-e :3

xSwaGKinGx | 0

#3286880 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:01

forever alone...

By BrianAlarcon | 0

#3282996 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:56

god gave you a hand..

CryMoreFMLs | 14

#3283367 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 17:19

OP, screw real people. Move to the internet like I did. It's far more accepting of us loners.

flockz | 19

#3283578 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:18

internet and hands.... i smell porn.

KatherineAnne | 7

#3296304 - Friday 16 September 2011 3:43

I did that once when I was in 7th grade... Back before I was hot when no guy wanted me. Haha :)

By Epsilonyx | 15

#3283006 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:57

No offense....but that is abhorrently creepy.

iam_yummylicious | 12

#3283347 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 17:16

I find it to be pathetic and tragic more so than creepy.

Epsilonyx | 15

#3283586 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 18:19

Um..I kind of agree now that I think about it.

By iAmScrubs | 19

#3283010 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 15:57

Looks like someone is going to get some action tonight!

futtbuck101 | 1

#3285184 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 0:54

A horror hand-job.

By josh8215 | 21

#3283033 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:00

At least he might be better in bed than lefty or righty, right? Horror hand knows what the ladies like!

By Llamassss | 21

#3283045 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:01

Get a dog.

taniyan | 1

#3656747 - Tuesday 29 November 2011 5:37

ew. bestiality ;) jk

By Alex94xela | 0

#3283050 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:01

Did u later try to make him horror finger you?

Kartor | 6

#3285807 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 2:27

Hilarious!

msfattietice | 3

#3329238 - Thursday 22 September 2011 19:02

LOL nice

By DocBastard | 38

#3283062 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:03

clewie | 8

#3283096 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:07

Don't quit your day job.

DocBastard | 38

#3283118 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 16:13

Don't quit my day job...to do what? Comment here? Why, do you get paid a lot for commenting? Please tell me how much FML has paid you for your 20 comments! Oh please tell me!

Jimster1712 | 0

#3283321 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 17:08

docbastard , you are by far the best fml commentor ever!! RESPECT!!!

SnowFlakeInAK | 7

#3283352 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 17:17

I love you Doc!
Clewie,you're obviously new here so I'll give you some noob advice... Don't fuck with Doc!!! You will lose,every single time.

clewie | 8

#3284739 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:27

Sorry if your horrible puns don't amuse me.

lmfaoooooooooo | 4

#3284904 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 23:59

I find his puns amusing.....

DocBastard | 38

#3285623 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 1:50

Clewie, puns are by their very nature horrible. The great thing about the comment section is that, while you are free to voice your opinion, others are just as free to chime in and disagree with you. Feel free to thumb up all the "lol ur dum" comments you like. They seem to be more along your lines of what constitutes humour.

je_suis_fml | 11

#3286734 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 5:21

damn clewie... I do believe you officially have a new owner.. lol

margie2194 | 12

#3286898 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 6:16

Doc, with all due respect that was quite rude...

kaengelangeleyes | 9

#3286984 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 7:13

Well, he IS DocBASTARD, not sure about the literal but clearly in the derogatory sense lol. Its kind of brilliant, despite his perpetual nastiness.

DocBastard | 38

#3288690 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 16:32

Margie, this is the username that was assigned to me, so I assumed that my persona should match the name. If they had given me "DocNiceguy", I'm sure my comments would be much different.