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By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 01:12 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/01/2010 01:12 - United States
By Samson - 14/02/2010 08:48 - United States
By Jman6295 - 08/01/2012 00:12 - United States
By anon - 23/11/2011 22:53
By John - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Saint Lucia
By Chakkamofo - 01/02/2009 22:47 - United States
By ow - 13/06/2011 05:39 - United States
By Joe - 25/02/2009 19:05 - United States
By ultraattitude - 22/04/2012 07:01 - United States - Union City
By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 15:55 - United States - Amsterdam
By jess - 15/02/2012 17:47 - United States
By mojolady - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By probably single - 29/05/2015 18:28 - Denmark - Gram
By earthlyscum - 19/05/2015 02:27 - United States - Tinley Park
By Sleepy - 09/10/2014 14:10 - United Kingdom - Hayes
By Normal - 13/12/2009 04:39 - United States
By heartsick - 24/10/2011 01:37 - United States
By myboyfriendisweird - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Phoenix
By Madzison - 06/02/2012 10:08 - Australia
By KenWhatIMean - 01/11/2009 22:12 - United Kingdom
Well I had my transportation all sorted, I checked the train and bus times before hand, and I didn't have that much to drink, but I felt horrible because I was up til about 8 in the morning, only because the person's house I was staying at didn't go home til that time. Personally I wanted to go home about 2. The only reason I missed my bus/got lost etc is because no-one would agree to walk me to the bus stop instead of just directing me towards it, and when I tried phoning someone to find out how I got to the bus stop no-one would answer because they were all still asleep. Also I work ALL weekend. If I didn't go out when I had work the next day, I wouldn't get to go out at all:(
By haappynewyear - 01/01/2011 03:21 - United States
By ajodasdojsad - 21/03/2015 15:12 - United Kingdom - Ewell
By SHARIFFO - 07/11/2009 08:18 - Palestinian Territory
I Would have wrote more to be more specific but the site doesn't allow that much words. This is what happened: "Imagine a car moving in front of the whole school with legs sticking out of the window..." All My Friends laughed, my mom never knew, she never stopped, i was scared as **** to speak so i just got half of my body out in time as she drove off. She then stopped the car & realized asap & asked if i was okay. I was like "o.O?!"
By runner - 14/11/2009 07:15 - United States
By John Doe - 29/01/2015 17:01 - United States - Columbia
By -_- - 18/02/2012 00:13 - United Kingdom
By Wendizzle - 27/01/2012 05:35 - United States
By birdguts - 31/01/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom
By Indigo_Kitten - 08/08/2010 01:05 - United States
By bloody hell - 04/06/2015 05:59 - Philippines - Para?aque
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**** that, I'll eat the damn thing first