FML : Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused...

Today, I was playing charades with my boyfriend and family. The answer was "Beckoning" so I acted it out with a "come here" gesture. He looked confused for a second, then blurted out "Fingering?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ajodasdojsad - / Saturday 21 March 2015 15:12 / United Kingdom - Ewell

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By brookenicolee29 | 27

#6239471 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Well at least you know what his thoughts consist of

By rocketgurl | 15

#6239470 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:02

Now his family knows what you guys like to do

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By rocketgurl | 15

#6239470 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:02

Now his family knows what you guys like to do

Wutdafuqq | 24

#6239535 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:44

Honestly, this isn't even an FML. Unless her parents are diehard catholics, it isn't even a big deal.

zanoty | 17

#6239564 - Sunday 22 March 2015 1:08

Are you just constantly on Fml? The last 3 fmls you were first second first haha

tiredteenager | 16

#6239581 - Sunday 22 March 2015 1:35

#22, is there anything wrong with that? This app is pretty awesome.

ekim300 | 26

#6239614 - Sunday 22 March 2015 2:48

Actually, it was her family. Not that it makes it any less awkward.. I just hope they were open minded.

ThatHorse | 15

#6239758 - Sunday 22 March 2015 7:06

I guess he didn't quite finger that answer out fast enough...

By brookenicolee29 | 27

#6239471 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Well at least you know what his thoughts consist of

boredSOLDIER | 33

#6239519 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:18

Playing the guitar?

j_cat187 | 19

#6239646 - Sunday 22 March 2015 3:45

playing her banjo!

jigglypuff34 | 16

#6239728 - Sunday 22 March 2015 6:01

If she has a banjo, you have bigger problems.

SystemofaBlink41 | 27

#6240727 - Monday 23 March 2015 5:26

Banjos are awesome.

By Livin_Like_Larry | 29

#6239472 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

Are you trying to send him a subtle message?

A07 | 47

#6239750 - Sunday 22 March 2015 6:51

Do you not know what 'charades' are?

RiceCrispies | 7

#6240157 - Sunday 22 March 2015 18:24

Do you not know what sarcasm is?

By EarlFug | 19

#6239473 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

G-spot!!

Driving_Gaming | 22

#6240107 - Sunday 22 March 2015 17:08

EarlFug | 19

#6240586 - Monday 23 March 2015 2:17

Uh oh, I made a joke that wasn't a bad pun. Don't worry, I'll flog myself.

By Specialbus | 5

#6239474 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:03

The maturity is strong in this one.

By Llama_Man2000 | 26

#6239478 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:04

You must have some very 'interesting' times in the bedroom.

kerstileann | 26

#6239542 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:49

fingering is considered "interesting"??

mellajella | 14

#6239588 - Sunday 22 March 2015 1:44

19 - he's 14, I'm sure everything is interesting to him.

tiredteenager | 16

#6239590 - Sunday 22 March 2015 1:44

Is drinking water "interesting" to you too?

MrConcise | 34

#6239695 - Sunday 22 March 2015 5:04

#28 - Depends what you lace it with.

iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6239744 - Sunday 22 March 2015 6:39

HA! Since when is fingering interesting? LoL!

How to finger a girl 101: USE YOUR TONGUE.

iiTzNeeNerz | 26

#6239748 - Sunday 22 March 2015 6:47

FML, he is 14.

limabeans101029 | 20

#6239914 - Sunday 22 March 2015 12:53

47- One word for you: G-spot.

By nmw404 | 6

#6239481 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:04

I'm sure they can understand the confusion. More importantly... Did yall win?

By cfojo | 19

#6239483 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:05

Clearly your boyfriend has no filter. Perhaps bringing him to family gatherings isn't the best idea..

By Welshite | 39

#6239487 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:05

"No no no. That comes /after/."

By ColonelCusswords | 24

#6239489 - Sunday 22 March 2015 0:05

you shoulda established the "nothing dirty while you meet my family" rules

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