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Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML

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JJProphet 10

"do the laundry. its a turn on"

noberg 14

"Damn, just the way you clean those dishes"

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Nailpolishaholic 20

That's a clever one, at least he cares if you're turned on. :p

Dreamsorrow93 24

Well if the girl is turned on then he more than likely going to get laid. He thinks with his penis not his brain... That's prolly why this works.

krazayman 18

#18 is sorta right. If I think it will make her feel good or happy I'm for it. But that's just me.

JJProphet 10

"do the laundry. its a turn on"

Rainbow2Cloud 12

Even vacuuming and washing dishes must be a turn on.

lukian_fml 29

"Your farts really smell. Go take a dump, it's a turn on."

Queen_bee1234 21

Why are you complaining?

lexos 16

Seriously? He's just a lazy bastard that only does things to get laid.

Queen_bee1234 21

#21 Did I ask for your opinion?

LittleBastard 20

-Blares Sirens- weeoo weeoo we got a fiesty one over here.

Soloman212 28

#21 please learn to respect fellow commenters and ask for permission before using the reply button.

Rkikkas9713 25

I want to point out #36 is making a joke here, as I do not want this funny comment to be downvoted.

DragonPorn 15

#28 Nothing more annoying than a teenage girl. When someone doesn't agree, "Did I ask for your opini-" Kill yourself.

lexos 16

#28 You shouldn't post on public sites where everyone can answer if you can't handle some feedback.

Ang3lofd3ath167 18

Seriously? You're gonna tell someone to kill themself? How would you feel if someone close to you killed themself? I'm sure you wouldn't ever say that again

Charles900 16

Wow, how lazy can someone be?

dawood_k 27

Oh that's such a turn on!

warsun 27

"Babe can you take the trash out? It's a huge turn on ;)"

abNormal62 23

Whip him Whip him good

Miss_Whipped 43

I agree wholeheartedly with this comment.

bdsmslave 18

So do I... on so many different levels.

Miss_Whipped 43

Lol. So when I comment I get downvoted and when you do, you don't. Pretty sure there's a bit of a level of unfair here. :)

thecman25 14

Or just nobody likes you

igg125 30

Good, tell him it's a turn on to take the trash out, do the dishes and any other chores you can think of. Then he'll stop.

PePziNL 20

"Oh god I'm so dirty, please do me." -The dishes

rockwrench 18

Turn on for who, you or him?

kindasortayeah 25

I'm faaaaaaaairly certain he would know what turns him on already.