Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady...

By HitbyIce - 07/02/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre watching a movie. There was a lady and a kid behind me. I all of a sudden felt ice hit my head. I turned around and asked the kid to stop, then heard his mom say, "Hit that cow!" FML

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By Ariel_Mariaa - 04/11/2011 23:25 - Canada

Today, I went to see the latest Paranormal Activity movie with my mother. We were terrified and held hands at one point. The person sitting behind us thought it would be hilarious to abruptly scream into my mother's ear. She reacted by flailing and driving her arm straight into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 06:58 - United States

Today, I was at the theatre with my 4-year-old son who was situated on my lap. Halfway through the movie, he turns to face me and states loudly, "Mommy, your legs are so furry!". Everyone watching the show turned and stared at us. FML

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By mvgirl - 22/10/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, while sitting with my son, an ice cream cone landed on my head from out of nowhere. I look up to see three children on the balcony above us yelling, "Look! We hit the fat lady!" They ran away laughing. FML

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Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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By misspriss - 17/02/2010 01:30 - United States

Today, I was in the theatre watching a movie. I leaned my head back to relax. Suddenly, I hear this sneeze behind me and then I feel "rain" pouring down on my face. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By great parenting pal - 11/08/2020 02:01

Today, I was dining out with friends. I saw a mom instructing her young child to go to empty tables and take whatever cash had been left. I discreetly told the manager. He confronted the woman and pointed right at me. As she was being thrown out, she tossed a very heavy mug at my head. It hit me. FML

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I love the countryside

By disturbed - 01/06/2014 01:53 - Ireland

Today, I was hit in the face by the placenta of a cow that had just given birth. FML

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By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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hedgehogs 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:34

They should have been kicked out of the theater with no refund.

killerviral 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:34

what the **** is she on crack what the he'll would they do that for

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killerviral 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:34

what the **** is she on crack what the he'll would they do that for

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 1:36

Not first, a lot of comments just got wiped on the recent FMLs.

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 8 February 2010 2:06

well who cares his comment shows 1 that's legit enough for me and at least he actually made a comment

Averizzle 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:21

Instead of hitting an innocent animal he should of petted you :D

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 2:35

Oh that sucks a lot. I guess I have to post all new ones now :(

Extacy23 0

Monday 8 February 2010 5:12

ahah

sum1savemeh 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:26

lmao. I like you #10

P1xie 0

Monday 8 February 2010 6:32

why r u so rude

DonCrank 0

Monday 8 February 2010 9:21

haha. fat ass

kas782000 0

Monday 8 February 2010 17:39

ydi for saying "all of the sudden"

ButtNekked 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:49

Use the kid as a club to beat the mother into submission.

QuickSilv3r777 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 10:54

1.the mom was a crack baby 2.the kid was a prom night dumpster baby

lexa1love 16

Monday 10 September 2012 4:14

Solution : Go buy two drinks and pour them on the two lowlifes. You waste 6$ but you will feel SO much better.

hedgehogs 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:34

They should have been kicked out of the theater with no refund.

xlovelessx 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:39

huh. what are parents teaching their kids these days? fyl

rOBboCOp 0

Monday 8 February 2010 1:46

@ #1 lol yea i think shes on crack, like wtf "hit that cow!!!"

Ajjas013 6

Monday 8 February 2010 19:56

That's what she said.

The__Redneck 7

Monday 8 February 2010 1:49

Tell her that if the kid does you're jackslapping the little brat. Putting up with rudeness is one thing, but when people are actually striking you it's time to take action.

boatkicker 4

Monday 8 February 2010 2:00

What happened to all the comments that were on here earlier?

QuickSilv3r777 0

Saturday 18 December 2010 10:56

pedophiles scared them away with candy and vans

christys25 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:36

that's messed up. who does that at a movie threater. they should have been kicked out.

capslockisgood 19

Saturday 4 August 2012 18:31

Who does that in anywhere?

AngryNinja 1

Monday 8 February 2010 2:52

ug. going through and reposting comments is a pain in the ass. -_- seriously I would've knocked that bitch's teeth out. why would you take that shit from some white trash hag? obviously she unlearned whatever manners her rentals tried to bestow upon her. and then taught her child horrible people skills as well.