FML : Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller...

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Today, my husband went downstairs to play Call of Duty. When he came back after only 20 minutes I said, "Awww, did you miss me?" He said, "No, the controller died." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

bluestarr1 Say more :

I'm pregnant & on bed-rest. I rely on him for a lot since I can't go downstairs. I thought him playing COD with his friends would give us a break from our constant interactions with each other. It just wasn't long enough for him. And keeping him entertained wasn't a part of our wedding vowels.

By bluestarr1 / Saturday 10 September 2011 05:15 / United States

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By Lowhunter | 15

#3266771 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:19

You should spend more time with him. He must be very bored.

By KaskStunter | 4

#3266775 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:20

Yeah, honesty is way too overrated.

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By Lowhunter | 15

#3266771 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:19

You should spend more time with him. He must be very bored.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3266859 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:46

Spice your relationship up... By bring the tv and COD upstairs, so he can see you!

epdavis | 3

#3267013 - Saturday 10 September 2011 02:15

she should spend more time with him because he plays call of duty? or because his controller died?

SpaceDementia_fml | 4

#3267086 - Saturday 10 September 2011 02:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

SuperDerp | 8

#3267121 - Saturday 10 September 2011 02:59

40- battlefeild fan or your mad because theres a guy who beat you down. These fmls always start flame wars

Baagsbaseball | 5

#3267135 - Saturday 10 September 2011 03:06

-10 Problem Solved :D

KayleighRenee | 0

#3267219 - Saturday 10 September 2011 03:44

This shit only happens in Ohio..:/ exactly why I'm going out of state to marry!

Jbfu | 0

#3267245 - Saturday 10 September 2011 03:50

53- haha trust me... It happens everywhere.

mgsoloist | 14

#3267273 - Saturday 10 September 2011 03:57

53-my last 3 boyfriends have all been obsessed with COD. So if you can't beat em, join em. I can now kick ass at COD, so the agreement is if they win, they can keep playing. If I win, they spend time with me ;) try it.

R34luver | 5

#3267275 - Saturday 10 September 2011 03:58

You should take him shopping for a charger OP lol

imcutefml | 0

#3267298 - Saturday 10 September 2011 04:08

Gfs who play CoD = win Even so id be with my gf more but id still play games

SpruceDread4578 | 13

#3267437 - Saturday 10 September 2011 04:46

This dude is awesome. Well at least he knows exactly what comes first :p

hopelessxdesign | 5

#3267576 - Saturday 10 September 2011 05:06

They should play COD together, it'll give them quality time and enjoyment.

Vasin_fml | 15

#3267625 - Saturday 10 September 2011 05:12

That doesn't seem like a legitimate reason to stop playing, unless there aren't any batteries/no plug n' play.

humorizer | 14

#3267691 - Saturday 10 September 2011 05:23

Alternate scenarios: Wife: "Did you miss me?" Husband: "YUP!" Wife, a few hours later: "Wait a minute... his batteries were dead. My husband lied to me. FML." Wife: "Did you miss me? Wait... he's still downstairs?!" (A few hours later) Wife: "... He's still there... FML." There's no winning for this guy. :/

nromanyuk | 4

#3267710 - Saturday 10 September 2011 05:26

40- I wish my husband thought that way! 53- not only in Ohio. I live in FL & got the same story here!

TheFakeFamilyGuy | 9

#3267802 - Saturday 10 September 2011 05:43

Give him head while he's playing COD?

Midnite_2raw | 5

#3267834 - Saturday 10 September 2011 05:51

86-Getting head while playing is extremely distracting......

crymore007 | 11

#3268024 - Saturday 10 September 2011 06:27

yeah and if he's a rager and tries to bang his controller against the floor, but forgets his wife is there, shed probably get a concussion. (reference to another fml)

amphetamin3 | 17

#3268568 - Saturday 10 September 2011 07:57

53- what made me lol is the fact that I never had this problem until I dated and lived with a guy in Ohio. to piss him off I'd say I want to play... and tell him the dishes need done, and if he wanted the controller back he has to do the dishes. then I got attached to the game... were broken up now but I can't stop playing it. haha

StoryOfTheYear | 13

#3270260 - Sunday 11 September 2011 02:39

1- Very bored? I'd play Call of Duty over doing a lot of things...

SdCounty33 | 0

#3270516 - Sunday 11 September 2011 03:43

You must buy rechargeable batteries that'll recharge while plugged in to the console.

havocmike | 3

#3270681 - Sunday 11 September 2011 04:29

Maybe he just wants some goddamn time to himself. Get over yourself, sweetheart

a_nutritionist | 10

#3271048 - Sunday 11 September 2011 06:15

naw he didnt miss you after a full 20 minutes? what an asshole. i do feel bad for one of you...its just not the needy bitch posting the fml.

WarmPigBelly | 4

#3275701 - Monday 12 September 2011 05:04

F his life

gigi03 | 5

#3285488 - Wednesday 14 September 2011 01:29

No it wouldn't my ex tried and all she did was get in the way of me playing

By KaskStunter | 4

#3266775 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:20

Yeah, honesty is way too overrated.

xlord | 27

#3267259 - Saturday 10 September 2011 03:55

People who say honesty is always right must think about this: girl very worried about her weight asks do I look fat inthese jeans? ( and she actually does)

humorizer | 14

#3267712 - Saturday 10 September 2011 05:26

Indeed, for moments like that, just say the truth: "Naw, you don't look fat in THOSE jeans... You look fat in ALL jeans."

maz255 | 10

#3269007 - Saturday 10 September 2011 09:41

when i get those kinds of questions, i need a moment, so i grab some twix..

TwitchingNebula | 17

#3269276 - Saturday 10 September 2011 11:37

YDI for being needy and insecure.

a_nutritionist | 10

#3271228 - Sunday 11 September 2011 07:17

@58 you can be honest without being a twat. people dont usually go off when someone is honest but polite about it. if they do, why the fuck did you marry them?

xmayne | 0

#3271740 - Sunday 11 September 2011 09:37

It's twenty minutes though, get over it.

By prince122 | 0

#3266776 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:20

Wow and he couldn't charge It?!

ScaughtieHolden | 11

#3266972 - Saturday 10 September 2011 01:54

He came upstairs to get batteries. Duh.

zombicidal | 11

#3268036 - Saturday 10 September 2011 06:29

love the picture but the question is did he get it from light or misa

prince122 | 0

#3269382 - Sunday 11 September 2011 01:20

Oh yeah I forgot that XBOX controllers use batteries I play COD on my PS3

By Runninvegan | 8

#3266787 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:22

Get dat bitch some new batteries then

Xx_Dakota_xX | 1

#3270649 - Sunday 11 September 2011 04:23

OP get the rechargeable ones xD

Dr_Jalepenos | 0

#3270703 - Sunday 11 September 2011 04:33

More like FHL

By RaineLee | 5

#3266793 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:23

Why don't you go join him?

audiophileMom | 11

#3266962 - Saturday 10 September 2011 01:45

Maybe because she finds cod a major waste of time? Some find knitting boring others don't care for video games.

xStaciexLynnx | 15

#3267020 - Saturday 10 September 2011 02:19

Yeah but you're supposed to sacrifice and spend time with your spouse. She wouldn't have to play with him. Just be in the same room and do something she enjoys. :-)

xlord | 27

#3267268 - Saturday 10 September 2011 03:56

^^^ don't want to start a war but I think battlefield fanboys do

SpruceDread4578 | 13

#3267443 - Saturday 10 September 2011 04:49

^^_or people who think it's repetitive. Or both. Idc I'm having both preordered and mass effect 3....oh happy year. Thank god ME3 comes out on my birthday!! :D

LaughinStock | 16

#3267478 - Saturday 10 September 2011 04:56

74 hell yea ME3 looks so badass and COD I used to have good times with that, but :( it looks like the same

UnfOrg1ven | 1

#3268209 - Saturday 10 September 2011 07:09

tell me about it, theres fanboy wars about ps3 and xbox 360, but on this website we are all mature not to fight about a eltronic system right?

UnfOrg1ven | 1

#3268218 - Saturday 10 September 2011 07:11

eletronic*

sxe_beast | 11

#3269315 - Sunday 11 September 2011 12:15

^Exactly. She can hang out with him and knit while he plays Call of Duty. She can console him when gets his pwnt :D

je_suis_fml | 11

#3271010 - Sunday 11 September 2011 06:05

or he can get his ass off the game and do something they both enjoy.

a_nutritionist | 10

#3271356 - Sunday 11 September 2011 08:04

@132 hes allowed to do something only he enjoys every now and then...marriage doesnt mean sacrificing anything and everything your significant other doesnt enjoy. shes the one complaining, so she needs to go join him. if there was any indication that he does this all the time youd have a point, there isnt.

By ciarafox9 | 9

#3266799 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:25

Truth Is golden :)

ssoccerchick97 | 16

#3266984 - Saturday 10 September 2011 01:59

21, I was just thinking that :]

Blutwurst | 0

#3281381 - Tuesday 13 September 2011 06:04

your pic is golden:)

By emtae6307 | 4

#3266811 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:28

Get him a charge and play , he'll live you for it

kings1fan | 6

#3266887 - Saturday 10 September 2011 01:06

I never say this because I think its so stupid but fail! Hahah

epdavis | 3

#3267015 - Saturday 10 September 2011 02:16

yeah 12 you're right. it was pretty stupid

cjhilde | 1

#3267024 - Saturday 10 September 2011 02:23

My wife got me one, ive lived her for years

aramross91 | 6

#3272433 - Sunday 11 September 2011 02:35

And how much did Microsoft pay you for this message?

mariah_2014 | 0

#3272880 - Sunday 11 September 2011 05:18

lol

By Jimboom | 11

#3266812 - Saturday 10 September 2011 12:28

And what? You would have preferred that he lies to you just to tell you something you want to hear? You asked a silly question and got an honest answer. Deal with it!