That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.

I mean, if we're getting technical here...

Your brother is amazing!

That's fucked up. You should *metaphorically* throw a rock at his face.

I think this would be a good instance of literally.

Do you even know the definition of metaphorically?

Do you know what a metaphor is? Didn't we learn that in like 3rd or 4th grade?

It would be more appropriate to use figuratively instead of metaphorically.

So does vagina beat paper?

Vagina bleeds on paper, rock plugs vagina, and paper covers rock. Gosh didn't you go to grade school?

Too funny #6.

Priceless!

of course, vagina beats everything except oral!

Lesbians can be very dangerous.

Any sexual orientation can be dangerous, depends on the person. Me and you should play rock, paper, ignore.

It's a reference from the Netflix series "Orange is the New Black".

24 - no duh! >_

Oh dear.... How young are we talking here?

45

technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.

Rock, paper, scissoring

thank you for making my day!

But for the record, real lesbians don't scissor. That's all fake lesbians in the porn industry catering to male fantasy.

Does vagina beat paper? Vagina beats everything!

I don't know about that. Vaginas take a beating pretty often.

And keep on kicking! Vaginas are the strongest around!!!

Well, at least he seems to be okay with it? It still sounds really annoying though.

I somehow find myself slightly complexes on how you brother's mind connected lesbians and rock paper scissors. :-/

Lesbians do scissoring when getting it on.