By Sarah - 09/04/2015 20:24 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML
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luarasticks 13
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technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.

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gracehi 31
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That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.

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gracehi 31
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That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.

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_kyleG_ 34
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I mean, if we're getting technical here...

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sarah5745 41
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Your brother is amazing!

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mct_1087 27
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That's fucked up. You should *metaphorically* throw a rock at his face.

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tantanpanda 26
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I think this would be a good instance of literally.

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weswheatley 14
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Do you even know the definition of metaphorically?

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MaT30123 19
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Do you know what a metaphor is? Didn't we learn that in like 3rd or 4th grade?

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AlwaysMeAlways 4
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It would be more appropriate to use figuratively instead of metaphorically.

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socialproduct 19
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So does vagina beat paper?

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Dreamsorrow93 24
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Vagina bleeds on paper, rock plugs vagina, and paper covers rock. Gosh didn't you go to grade school?

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Gillett 23
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of course, vagina beats everything except oral!

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Dreamsorrow93 24
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Lesbians can be very dangerous.

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codytallica 38
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Any sexual orientation can be dangerous, depends on the person. Me and you should play rock, paper, ignore.

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Dreamsorrow93 24
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It's a reference from the Netflix series "Orange is the New Black".

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brand125 17
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24 - no duh! >_

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rachelthelime_fml 29
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Oh dear.... How young are we talking here?

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luarasticks 13
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technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.

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boredSOLDIER 33
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Rock, paper, scissoring

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philsh94 20
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thank you for making my day!

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kewpiesuicide 29
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But for the record, real lesbians don't scissor. That's all fake lesbians in the porn industry catering to male fantasy.

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MandyO 15
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Does vagina beat paper? Vagina beats everything!

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Ichiya 29
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I don't know about that. Vaginas take a beating pretty often.

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8313girl 28
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And keep on kicking! Vaginas are the strongest around!!!

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Waschlappen 23
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Well, at least he seems to be okay with it? It still sounds really annoying though.

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Wsparta 26
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I somehow find myself slightly complexes on how you brother's mind connected lesbians and rock paper scissors. :-/

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Driving_Gaming 22
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Lesbians do scissoring when getting it on.

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