Today, I told my younger brother that I'm a lesbian. Now he keeps asking me if I want to play rock, paper, vagina. FML
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luarasticks
| 13
technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.
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gracehi
| 31
That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.
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gracehi
| 31
That sucks, although I'm guessing you don't.
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_kyleG_
| 34
I mean, if we're getting technical here...
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sarah5745
| 41
Your brother is amazing!
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mct_1087
| 27
That's fucked up. You should *metaphorically* throw a rock at his face.
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tantanpanda
| 26
I think this would be a good instance of literally.
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weswheatley
| 14
Do you even know the definition of metaphorically?
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MaT30123
| 19
Do you know what a metaphor is? Didn't we learn that in like 3rd or 4th grade?
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AlwaysMeAlways
| 4
It would be more appropriate to use figuratively instead of metaphorically.
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socialproduct
| 19
So does vagina beat paper?
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
Vagina bleeds on paper, rock plugs vagina, and paper covers rock. Gosh didn't you go to grade school?
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rockwrench
| 18
Too funny #6.
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int15
| 18
Priceless!
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Gillett
| 23
of course, vagina beats everything except oral!
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
Lesbians can be very dangerous.
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codytallica
| 38
Any sexual orientation can be dangerous, depends on the person. Me and you should play rock, paper, ignore.
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
It's a reference from the Netflix series "Orange is the New Black".
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brand125
| 17
24 - no duh! >_
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rachelthelime_fml
| 29
Oh dear.... How young are we talking here?
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slingerslasher
| 24
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luarasticks
| 13
technically, the joke would still work with the classic rock, paper, scissors.
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
Rock, paper, scissoring
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philsh94
| 20
thank you for making my day!
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kewpiesuicide
| 29
But for the record, real lesbians don't scissor. That's all fake lesbians in the porn industry catering to male fantasy.
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MandyO
| 15
Does vagina beat paper? Vagina beats everything!
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Ichiya
| 29
I don't know about that. Vaginas take a beating pretty often.
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8313girl
| 28
And keep on kicking! Vaginas are the strongest around!!!
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Waschlappen
| 23
Well, at least he seems to be okay with it? It still sounds really annoying though.
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Wsparta
| 26
I somehow find myself slightly complexes on how you brother's mind connected lesbians and rock paper scissors. :-/
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Driving_Gaming
| 22
Lesbians do scissoring when getting it on.