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Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend of a month has a new girlfriend. That girl is my cousin, the same one who's been listening to my tears fall as I've confided my feelings to her for the past few weeks. FML
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mbusey 20
What a bitch.
MrBond007_fml 6
It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.
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mbusey 20
What a bitch.
MDTeddy 13
The ex bf seems to always ge involved with someone related. Your cousin should not be with him as your family probably dealt with him and there had to be a good reason for him to be an ex. Don't go to that wedding.
awsetdvcshjkgss 1
Why do some girls give into guys so easily?
christyxbee 15
There's one in every family. Unfortunately.
Oreohugzpenny 4
a word for him douche for her ****
Enslaved 36
Sloppy seconds is right! The OP should remind her cousin where her boyfriend's mouth has been when he kisses her.:P
datgamerchick 14
Am I the only one concerned by the fact that she was crying over a relationship that only lasted a month?
MidnightKnight 6
66- "Ex-boyfriend of a month" as in they broke up a month ago, not that they were only dating a month.
BeachBoi_Alex 7
Hes stayin' in the family ;)
Enslaved 36
You're entitled to your opinion but "sloppy seconds" does not mean the same thing to me as it might to you. It's not being in a relationship prior. (We all have them) It's going from one person to the next so-- close together that it brings out the ickiness in thought. And you're right, we don't know what ended to relationship but it's ****** up, not only that it's the OP's cousin but that she confided in her and thought she was a good support system only to feel betrayed.
nicole79 2
U r clearly someones sloppy seconds !!
patrickalamo 47
What happened to "chicks before dicks". Cut her loose
TigerNicole 6
It's weir bc me and my bf broke be I asked my cousi to ask him what's wrong and he got mad bc I asked her but when I asked before he said nothing well she sent the pic of our text of me asking so he got mad and broke up with me and I didn't ind out e sent it till a week after we broke up. I drove to her house crying over him to her when she sent it .. Also he kept telling me not to get mad at her and the other day they went hang out at the mall together :(
Sinkhole 26
Wow, Nicole. Reading your comment is a real challenge.
datgamerchick 14
Oh, apologies. My reading comprehension isn't at it's best when I am sleep-deprived.
AlexRen 21
Should I be sad for you, or should I like feel bad for your grammar skills?
MrBond007_fml 6
It's always an inside job. Keep digging she probably caused your breakup in the first place. She may also be a Russian spy, just a heads up.
Iniezian 18
But OP is Vietnamese. So an American spy.....
greenie213 23
Or she could be German. Damn you hydra!
PinkieKeen 20
Salt?
Antares_01 9
How apt, Mr Bond.. Will you be undertaking a mission in which to apprehend these communist spies now? XD
mvc3ftw 17
Maybe a triple agent for S.H.I.E.L.D?
mvc3ftw 17
Let me explain, a russian spy doubling as a german spy for hydra tripling as an american spy for S.H.I.E.L.D. Damn Samuel L Jackson you really do only employ the best.
mowmowlife 21
Well I was gonna get down on you for suggesting she instigated something she possibly didn't have any intention of partaking in but the Russian spy part was too good to pass up
beccaishereyay 11
Hoe
FMLKitten 15
Sloppy seconds ! :D
deBlobX 12
And a wooden one at that.
whyusofat 17
Well they are from HO chi min :D! Nooo?.... Ok...
gc327072 30
OP, bury her in the jungles of Vietnam. There are so many yet-to-be-discovered skeletons left over from the 'Nam days, adding one more wouldn't raise any eyebrows.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
She's a cow.
JustDerpin 11
A large one
funnynesh 10
Mooooo!
sidewaysponytail 0
Sorry OP! What a bitch! But I have to say it...still a better love story than twilight.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
ANYTHING is a better love story than Twilight.
mpalmiter 0
Everybody knows most people hate Twilight. Can we move on now? Seriously.
ALlamaOnFire 20
89 - Amen!
idontcare23 5
You are ugly
stevenJB 25
Awh snap. Bitch needsa' slapping'
imavelociraptor 6
I'm just impressed that OP's cousin can HEAR tears...
Unbweavable 17
Can't trust anybody any more
HighGTurn 12
The fact that its her own cousin is why 8 said it. You'd figured your can go to your own family member for advice and venting. Apparently not. It's truly sad.
lilhellian 26
atleast it happened now, you know befor she got more info to use agaimst you.
Athleticism 11
Grammar?
lilhellian 26
Sorry, I'll try to work on it. Tips are appreciated but please don't be condecending.
heygirlie777 21
Since you're looking for tips, I'll help you out. •At least is two words. •Before has an e at the end. •It's against. •If you're going to put a period at the end, the first word should be capitalized. Hope I've helped you!!
lilhellian 26
Thank you and huh my english teachers have always said "at least is one word."
blaackandprouud 20
74- You must've had some confused teachers, I've never seen it as one word. Perhaps it's me, but I think it's you..
megapeyt 17
That's rough
Brotha_Lou 5
Your own cousin, damn, people tend to be more stupid as the years goes by.
xalba 9
**** that's for sure. What a nasty girl. I'd never be able to be with one of my cousins ex's that's so wrong.